The meltdown that is happening on the Vandy message boards

I think Vandy would do themselves a world of good if they would schedule better non-conference opponents. I suggest:

Texas St. Fightin' Armadillos
Minnesota St. Screaming Eagles

ESU Timberwolves
Mean Machine
The Little Giants

Nah. Hayden Fox's bunch would run up and down the field against Vandy, and Vandy's secondary would make Stone Hands look like an All-American.
 
I honestly think Mason is the biggest idiot I've ever seen coach in the SEC:

"This is a statement game for both teams. I definitely look forward to making a statement against this football team that is coming in here because it is the only game we are playing."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAAP6OzZj0Y

when your "statement game" is against a C-USA team then you know your program is at rock bottom. I know WKU is good and i think they will win but still. Pretty damn sad. The guy just really needs to stop talking so much.
 
when your "statement game" is against a C-USA team then you know your program is at rock bottom. I know WKU is good and i think they will win but still. Pretty damn sad. The guy just really needs to stop talking so much.

This is the same guy that was stoked beyond belief when his team beat UMass.
 
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why on earth, would you ever admit that? and whats his excuse going to be when they still get crushed by WKU and he still looks absolutely confused?
 
why on earth, would you ever admit that? and whats his excuse going to be when they still get crushed by WKU and he still looks absolutely confused?

"This is a new team. Uh, last week's team was, uh, last week's team. But, uh, in better news, I, uh, found my sock puppet that I, uh, lost. This, uh, sock puppet will, uh, lead us to future victories and, uh, smiles."
 
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Vandy just scored a touchdown with 6 seconds remaining and the Dores are down by two, What to do ? Hope the proper decision is on the list
 
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Is that 1 point for every player he plays in the first quarter?

If I were an athlete (especially out of state) who was MAC good at best, or really high end DII, with no shot at the NFL, this is one of three reasons I would go to Vandy.

1. I am going to get to play pretty much all the time if I'm not terrible.
2. Education is still one of the better one's you can get (not as good as they claim but still good,) and if I'm playing football it's getting paid for (or most of it is)
3. and most important

Have you guys ever seen downtown Nashville women? I'm not saying Vandy women (arguably one of the worst in the SEC) but Nashville the city women. Holy hell. Sign me up for 4 years of that any time.
 
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If I were an athlete (especially out of state) who was MAC good at best, or really high end DII, with no shot at the NFL, this is one of three reasons I would go to Vandy.

1. I am going to get to play pretty much all the time if I'm not terrible.
2. Education is still one of the better one's you can get (not as good as they claim but still good,) and if I'm playing football it's getting paid for (or most of it is)
3. and most important

Have you guys ever seen downtown Nashville women? I'm not saying Vandy women (arguably one of the worst in the SEC) but Nashville the city women. Holy hell. Sign me up for 4 years of that any time.

There are definitely some attractive women in Nashville, but it's not Miami Beach or something. Plus, the attractive women that most out-of-towners are referring to are the ones in town for Bachelorette parties who are "woo!!!"ing at 8 p.m. and puking in an alley near 2nd Ave at 2 a.m.
 
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There are definitely some attractive women in Nashville, but it's not Miami Beach or something. Plus, the attractive women that most out-of-towners are referring to are the ones in town for Bachelorette parties who are "woo!!!"ing at 8 p.m. and puking in an alley near 2nd Ave at 2 a.m.

Aesius, since you live around the corner from Vandy you could go tryout for their team on Sunday afternoon. Three days after their opener their coaches are more concerned about hostin open tryouts for walkons. You might be starting week 2. hahaha
 
Aesius, since you live around the corner from Vandy you could go tryout for their team on Sunday afternoon. Three days after their opener their coaches are more concerned about hostin open tryouts for walkons. You might be starting week 2. hahaha

Haha, I'm fresh out of eligibility. Got ideal size for a safety but I would need to shave about 2 seconds off my 40 time. Then again, that might be good for Vandy.
 
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Just saw this on vandymania.

Why would you do this after the start of the season? What exactly is a walk-on that comes into your program with no spring practice and already at least a week deep into season going to do for you when you play in the SEC? I'll give credit where credit is due I thought the lost list would be the dumbest thing I saw this week but then this came along and reminded me why you don't assume
 
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