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I heard a really weird truck driver story yesterday.

Happened back in the 90's. I work with the guy. In October he will have been driving 45 years and has just ove 4,000,000 accident free miles.
 
I heard a really weird truck driver story yesterday.

Happened back in the 90's. I work with the guy. In October he will have been driving 45 years and has just ove 4,000,000 accident free miles.

Annnnnnnnd?

I'll bet it started " You ain't going to believe this ****".
 
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I heard a really weird truck driver story yesterday.

Happened back in the 90's. I work with the guy. In October he will have been driving 45 years and has just ove 4,000,000 accident free miles.

:3cheers: Tracy Morgan would like to shake his hand.
 
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The suspense is killing me....please OB, what was this load?

He and two other trucks picked up loads. They were escorted to the Arizona California state line. They came up to a mountain side with a big steel door.

Their trucks were searched and they were told not to get out of their trucks or they would be shot.

They entered the facility through the big steel doors. Once inside a soldier climbed up on the steps of the truck. (Both sides) and guided them to the docking area. They backed up and the soldiers unhooked the trailers. They were then escorted to another area and were told to get out of their trucks. They were taken to a big room with beds and loads of food. Steaks burgers everything.

They ate and talked. Later the soldiers came in and told them they could go and to take any of the food they wanted because if not it would be trashed. My friend asked why not leave it for when they come back? The soldier responded " you won't be back, only one trip out here"
When they went to their trucks they had been detailed. Washed and cleaned. Inside and out.

He said he never knew what he hauled but never had to stop at a scale house. The load wasn't placard either.

He said that upon entering the facility all of them electrical stuff quit working.
 
He and two other trucks picked up loads. They were escorted to the Arizona California state line. They came up to a mountain side with a big steel door.

Their trucks were searched and they were told not to get out of their trucks or they would be shot.

They entered the facility through the big steel doors. Once inside a soldier climbed up on the steps of the truck. (Both sides) and guided them to the docking area. They backed up and the soldiers unhooked the trailers. They were then escorted to another area and were told to get out of their trucks. They were taken to a big room with beds and loads of food. Steaks burgers everything.

They ate and talked. Later the soldiers came in and told them they could go and to take any of the food they wanted because if not it would be trashed. My friend asked why not leave it for when they come back? The soldier responded " you won't be back, only one trip out here"
When they went to their trucks they had been detailed. Washed and cleaned. Inside and out.

He said he never knew what he hauled but never had to stop at a scale house. The load wasn't placard either.

He said that upon entering the facility all of them electrical stuff quit working.

Must have been Walter and Jesse at it again.
 
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He and two other trucks picked up loads. They were escorted to the Arizona California state line. They came up to a mountain side with a big steel door.

Their trucks were searched and they were told not to get out of their trucks or they would be shot.

They entered the facility through the big steel doors. Once inside a soldier climbed up on the steps of the truck. (Both sides) and guided them to the docking area. They backed up and the soldiers unhooked the trailers. They were then escorted to another area and were told to get out of their trucks. They were taken to a big room with beds and loads of food. Steaks burgers everything.

They ate and talked. Later the soldiers came in and told them they could go and to take any of the food they wanted because if not it would be trashed. My friend asked why not leave it for when they come back? The soldier responded " you won't be back, only one trip out here"
When they went to their trucks they had been detailed. Washed and cleaned. Inside and out.

He said he never knew what he hauled but never had to stop at a scale house. The load wasn't placard either.

He said that upon entering the facility all of them electrical stuff quit working.

$400 toilet seats require a lot of security.
 
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Must have been Walter and Jesse at it again.

Haha

Another guy I know hauled a load to a base outside of Memphis. Similiar deal as far as escort and not stopping at scale houses.

He asked the soldier that stood at his door after he was unloaded what he had hauled for them. Soldier told him he wasn't supposed to tell him but did anyway. He hauled old dynamite. He said that was his last load for the military.
 
He and two other trucks picked up loads. They were escorted to the Arizona California state line. They came up to a mountain side with a big steel door.

Their trucks were searched and they were told not to get out of their trucks or they would be shot.

They entered the facility through the big steel doors. Once inside a soldier climbed up on the steps of the truck. (Both sides) and guided them to the docking area. They backed up and the soldiers unhooked the trailers. They were then escorted to another area and were told to get out of their trucks. They were taken to a big room with beds and loads of food. Steaks burgers everything.

They ate and talked. Later the soldiers came in and told them they could go and to take any of the food they wanted because if not it would be trashed. My friend asked why not leave it for when they come back? The soldier responded " you won't be back, only one trip out here"
When they went to their trucks they had been detailed. Washed and cleaned. Inside and out.

He said he never knew what he hauled but never had to stop at a scale house. The load wasn't placard either.

He said that upon entering the facility all of them electrical stuff quit working.

Well that does it. OB is about to be offed for sharing this. Good to know you buddy...
 
Probably right.

If they find my body will you come to my funeral?

I am told the insturctions are to make sure the body is not found. It is to be placed in the back of 18 wheeler....and well you know the rest I am just hoping for a great dinner and a free truck detail
 
I am told the insturctions are to make sure the body is not found. It is to be placed in the back of 18 wheeler....and well you know the rest I am just hoping for a great dinner and a free truck detail

You don't believe my story?
 
I am told the insturctions are to make sure the body is not found. It is to be placed in the back of 18 wheeler....and well you know the rest I am just hoping for a great dinner and a free truck detail

And there goes volfanhill as well.. Droping like flies in here.
 
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