OGbabyaviVol
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Too late. It's a done deal. In fact, I have hand picked our offensive coaches and assistants right here on VN.
Volitil is the kicking coach. Got his son a scholly already.
Tux reluctantly agreed to be QB coach, and will be implementing new mutton footballs. (Had to arrange a meeting at his table to talk business)
Lebvol kindly accepted the role of counting.. things..
Pattycake has to be a cheerleader :air_kiss:
Vol Lady's job is to makes sure we are getting enough fluids. And medicine.
Glichten writes poems for the team as inspiration.
Volssam has the special job of implementing gifs on the jumbo tron to distract the opposing teams offense.
Bob Mueller as stat keeper. (I checked them)
And Butchna is just my bit... I mean personal assistant.
Too late. It's a done deal. In fact, I have hand picked our offensive coaches and assistants right here on VN.
Volssam has the special job of implementing gifs on the jumbo tron to distract the opposing teams offense.
Too late. It's a done deal. In fact, I have hand picked our offensive coaches and assistants right here on VN.
Volitil is the kicking coach. Got his son a scholly already.
Tux reluctantly agreed to be QB coach, and will be implementing new mutton footballs. (Had to arrange a meeting at his table to talk business)
Lebvol kindly accepted the role of counting.. things..
Pattycake has to be a cheerleader :air_kiss:
Vol Lady's job is to makes sure we are getting enough fluids. And medicine.
Glichten writes poems for the team as inspiration.
Volssam has the special job of implementing gifs on the jumbo tron to distract the opposing teams offense.
Bob Mueller as stat keeper. (I checked them)
And Butchna is just my bit... I mean personal assistant.
This is probably going to be long, but I'm going to lay out my thoughts on what is going on with the OC search:
Mike DeBord: Interviews first. Why? We do not know. Possibly legit OC candidate. Possibly to assess program. Possibly to float his name in NFL circles, though he is already known, so that is somewhat unlikely. If he is hired, he most likely brings no staff of his own, keeping the current staff intact, should Azzani decide to stay. It also provides an opportunity to give ZA co-coordinator duties, to add to his title/experience. It is also a "save face" move, if they cannot find another candidate, are rejected, or don't want to pay the $$$. The company line will be, "We looked, but our first guy just couldn't be beaten."
Mike Sanford: The sexy hire. BSU averaged 39.7 ppg this season. It doesn't always translate though. Former BSU OC Brent Pease failed at Florida, though Muschamp had his hands all over it. Curiously, Sanford's name has been touted highly on TOS, possibly indicating where things may be going since they have been stuck on DeBord for the last week. He interviewed for the Ohio State job earlier this month, but elected to stay at Boise. I am not sure if he had a firm offer from OSU though.
His salary of $400,000 is within the range of what we want. Going with a high $$$ coach, like Norvell, would immediately put Hart in a position to give big raises to the rest of the staff, a little bit before it is due. It's not just a $1,000,000 a year dish out for Norvell. You are looking at probably tacking on another 1.5 million for the rest of the staff. Or, you could get Sanford for $450,000 and keep the rest of the salaries subdued until we begin to win big. With Sanford being at Boise State, he probably would not bring his own staff, once again, keeping the staff intact. However, ZA would almost definitely not share co-OC duties, so he would have to be content with a "Passing Game Coordinator" title, or something along those lines.
Regardless, it is DeBord/ZA or Sanford, IMO.
Does anyone else think it's a little odd that CMU has not announced a HC yet? Five days before signing day and no coach? To me, that's unheared of in college coaching. I'm not saying I know what's going on, but am asking for other explanations on the non hire.
Does anyone else think it's a little odd that CMU has not announced a HC yet? Five days before signing day and no coach? To me, that's unheared of in college coaching. I'm not saying I know what's going on, but am asking for other explanations on the non hire.
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Bingo. I think it's weird too. Maybe someone on our staff, and Butch asked if they would wait to announce after NSD? I am wondering if more than one coach is heading there, and our new OC will be bringing in a lot of his own staff, minus Gillespie...I think he sticks as RB coach and gets recruiting coordinator promotion.
