Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[tmodaniel]

What kind of airplane is it?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

2000 lbs won't affect the CG %MAC of that aircraft at all, unless the weight was on the nose or tail. A 1000 seagulls wouldnt fit at either of those positions. Your question is moot.

 

[Orangeslice13]

MexiBro,

What's a moot?

 

[BadJerry20]

Dear Ron, Are we destined to win the Super Bowl now? Also should we trade Hurd for a couple O-Lineman?

Thanks and Go Big Vols

 

[hmanvolfan]

MexiBro,

What's a moot?

It's equivalent to a ngaf.

 

[tmodaniel]

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

MexiBro,

What's a moot?

It means something doesnt matter because its just a cows opinion.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dear Ron, Are we destined to win the Super Bowl now? Also should we trade Hurd for a couple O-Lineman?

Thanks and Go Big Vols

Bill Belichik is skeered. That should tell you everything.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

I think it shows an understanding of nature. And that brings me to my rant about people that believe "everything happens for a reason". In short, sometimes that "reason" had nothing to do with God and more to do with their lack of common sense.

 

[tmodaniel]

Can an ambidextrous person make an offhand remark?

 

[Coastypop]

I think it shows an understanding of nature. And that brings me to my rant about people that believe "everything happens for a reason". In short, sometimes that "reason" had nothing to do with God and more to do with their lack of common sense.

Lutz's

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Can an ambidextrous person make an offhand remark?

Yes, especially if they're using no hands.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

Just step right up to the booth and insert a quarter into his slot.

A quarter is too much . . . 2 cents is what it is worth.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

A quarter is too much . . . 2 cents is what it is worth.

It is my hope and prayer that you get a flaming bag of poop on your porch tonight.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

It is my hope and prayer that you get a flaming bag of poop on your porch tonight.

I apologize. Please say a reverse prayer.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I apologize. Please say a reverse prayer.

No, your fate is already settled.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

No, your fate is already settled.

My wife is not going to be happy when she has to clean up the mess on the porch.

 

[Slydell]

Ron, given the premise So God created mankind in his own image, why do we all look so different? I would think that everyone would look alike. Could God have been a shape shifter?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, given the premise So God created mankind in his own image, why do we all look so different? I would think that everyone would look alike. Could God have been a shape shifter?

Before I answer, I think it's safe to say you're going to hell for questioning religion. With that said, by virtue of being a supernatural deity, God can be anything he wants.

 

[Slydell]

Before I answer, I think it's safe to say you're going to hell for questioning religion. With that said, by virtue of being a supernatural deity, God can be anything he wants.

Well, that was a given. I'll humbly accept my post in supernatural hell. Thanks.

 

[tmodaniel]

Ron, why would some one lick a tv for a monkey?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, why would some one lick a tv for a monkey?

Who? You tell me who did this so I may speak with them concerning life decisions.

 

[BadJerry20]

Ron,

The Sheriff is stalking me, why does this always happen with Noobies?

 

[rockytop114]

Ron

I am the alpha and omega

 

[heartvols]

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