The Unofficial Official make Fun of Utah State Thread

[governmentmule]

Q: What do you get when you crossbreed Utah State football and a groundhog?

A: Six more weeks of bad football!



Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Utah?

A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.


Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Utah?

A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.


Q: What did the Utah State Aggie get on his SAT?
A: Drool.


I know unoriginal,but somebody has to start it :hi:

 

[Smokeyman]

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking?

Make sure there's more than one at your party.

 

[Biopsyman]

Famous Alum of Utah State..... I find this funny.. take this beat down back to Washington..

 

[Bigorangejumpsuit]

Did you say ute? What's a ute?

 

[Deputy Fife]

I wouldn't be caught dead in Utah. There's tons of crime, filth, and a general sense of depression that comes with the uninspired natural surroundings.

 

[jkleno]

This thread is awful.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

I wouldn't be caught dead in Utah. There's tons of crime, filth, and a general sense of depression that comes with the uninspired natural surroundings.

That's hilarious!

 

[ainge10heisman]

Q: What does a Utah State fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 4.

 

[fade route]

Q: What do you get when you crossbreed Utah State football and a groundhog?

A: Six more weeks of bad football!



Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Utah?

A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.


Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Utah?

A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.


Q: What did the Utah State Aggie get on his SAT?
A: Drool.


I know unoriginal,but somebody has to start it :hi:

Knock knock: who's there? Terrible. Terrible who? Terrible thread.

 

[Smokeyman]

What do u get when u remove the middle 'm' from Mormon?

A redundancy...

 

[ainge10heisman]

Did you say ute? What's a ute?

I gave you a like. Good movie.

 

[TrueOrange]

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[Smokeyman]

This thread is awful.

Nice contribution.

Oh, and so's ur face!
Hahahahahahhahaha

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Did you say ute? What's a ute?

 

[theutvolunteers]

"Stadium"

 

[Persian Vol]

This thread is awful.

You must be new here

 

[fallvol]

The only thing I know about Utah is that SLC Punk is a great movie.

 

[CountVolcula]

Famous Alum of Utah State..... I find this funny.. take this beat down back to Washington..

End thread

 

[ItsAllVols]

In before Freak removes the thread

 

[Rooster1]

Did you say ute? What's a ute?

Your honor...

 

[Voldemonium]

This is fun and all but where's the "Girls of" thread? Sure, it'll probably be short but it's tradition...

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

This is fun and all but where's the "Girls of" thread? Sure, it'll probably be short but it's tradition...

The Pub

 

[Cohutta]

I must admit that polygamy in Utah is more appealing than the tradition of marrying aunts, uncles, and cousins in bama.

 

[TnTech_Vol]

This is fun and all but where's the "Girls of" thread? Sure, it'll probably be short but it's tradition...

Here you go. It doesn't get any better than this.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Utah - Some people say we don't suck


Utah - We have tree.