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#76
#76
DinkinFlicka said:
I think we should all just get together in K-town for the third Saturday in October and just whip 'em out.

Don't worry, 69, we'll pay a bammer 20 bucks to record that mosquito bite under your gut, cause lawd knows you ain't seen it since Molly Hatchet was topping the charts.
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Weak,, be sure and bring your woman I'm sure it's been some time since she's been gratified.. I'll be more than happy to help you out there buddy.
 
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#78
#78
DinkinFlicka said:
I never claimed to get any woman I wanted. I just regularly objectify them in my posts.

Don't worry, your buddy can defend himself.
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Negative.

You specifically stated about your style of love making would take any mans wife.

Sorry sir but you did.
And I'm every body's buddy. His and yours alike. So get your panties out of a bunch and get another shot
 
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#79
#79
Obsessed said:
Negative.

You specifically stated about your style of love making would take any mans wife.

Sorry sir but you did.
And I'm every body's buddy. His and yours alike. So get your panties out of a bunch and get another shot
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If you're gonna state it as fact, then you should at least properly cite it.

Plus, I'm a selfish lay.
 
#80
#80
Obsessed said:
Negative.

You specifically stated about your style of love making would take any mans wife.

Sorry sir but you did.
And I'm every body's buddy. His and yours alike. So get your panties out of a bunch and get another shot
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Ob pwned you, dink.


mods, please leave this thread alone. It's 1000x better than LG's trolling. Thx.
 
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#81
#81
volprof said:
It's like measuring a supposed "Bigfoot" print in the snow. We need something to compare in your photo, otherwise the damn thing might only be 5 inches long. haha!

In all honesty though, there is a great story (although weird as hell) about Fitzgerald and Hemingway when they were in Europe. Supposedly they got into a big argument at a bar about "you know what," and decided to go into the bathroom and then prove to one another who had the biggest one.

Great moments in literary history.
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Bigfoot is real.
 
#82
#82
FLVOL69 said:
Weak,, be sure and bring your woman I'm sure it's been some time since she's been gratified.. I'll be more than happy to help you out there buddy.
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I kicked her to the curb in March, but I think you're too aged for her, greybush.
 
#83
#83
It's like this boys. Back in the day when all 4' 10" 342 pounds of romping stomping sex appeal of me walked into a bar........... I will leave it there.
 
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#88
#88
McDad said:
I noticed you didn't answer my question...
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No, I've never compared myself with another man, whether in person or through photos.

But I don't blame any man who has.

This is America!
 
#94
#94
Gramps said:
It's like this boys. Back in the day when all 4' 10" 342 pounds of romping stomping sex appeal of me walked into a bar........... I will leave it there.
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Gramps is just bashful, because he's the damn biggest sex machine that ever walked into a Volnation forum. Gramps could just trip and land on five models, and then proceed to motorboat 'em all.
 
#95
#95
volprof said:
No, I've never compared myself with another man, whether in person or through photos.

But I don't blame any man who has.

This is America!
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Ah. You sent the pic to the ladies. Im diggin it.
 
#100
#100
volprof said:
And so is the coveted 13 inch penis.
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Your obsession with men's penis's today is unnerving.

And Bigfoot is real.

I watched a documentary on discovery channel the other day where this guy went to explore the dyatlov pass. Very interesting.

Either Bigfoot killed those folks or the KGB did and covered it up.

Pick a conspiracy.
 
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