No comment? Ok, moving on. Youre really gonna like this one.
Next I give you outspoken climate science denier and
possible Sacha Baron Cohen character Lord Christopher Monckton, a figure so absurd that some denialists even deny that he is a real person. I admit its hard to believe. If hes a satirist hes doing it right because
the GOP has enlisted him multiple times as an expert witness for congressional hearings on climate science.
Lets look at his background:
I put Lord in quotes because, despite his claim to the title, he is not a member of the House of Lords. The House has asked that he desist in his frequent habit of implying, or outright claiming, to be a member in any way whatsoever. They have also requested, rather forcefully, that he stop using a personal insignia closely resembling the portcullis insignia of the House of Lords, and are presently '"taking steps with a view to ensuring that Lord Monckton does not in future either claim to be a member of the House or use the parliamentary emblem or any variant thereof." A lulzy ploy to make it seem like he has governmental power and statues.
He has no science background; hes a classics/journalism major, political advisor, and public speaker. He is quoted saying It is particularly hard [to challenge climate scientists], if like me, you have no scientific qualification to do so. That doesnt stop him from writing faux scientific papers and campaigning against climate change action all over the world.
He claims that he has developed a cure for Graves Disease, AIDS, Multiple Schlerosis, the flu, and the common cold.
He once stated "there is only one way to stop AIDS. That is to screen the entire population regularly and to quarantine all carriers of the disease for life. Every member of the population should be blood-tested every month ... all those found to be infected with the virus, even if only as carriers, should be isolated compulsorily, immediately, and permanently."
He claims to be a Nobel laureate.
Hes
horribly butchered the history of the DDT ban, propagating the myth that it killed millions (also found here on VN) and making nonsensical claims like Kennedy hired his environmental nincompoop pal to run the EPA (even though Kennedy was assassinated in 63 and the EPA wasnt created until 70 under Nixon), among other things.
Hes a birther.
He calls climate scientists Nazis, Hitler Youth, communists, fascists, etc.
He thinks only Christians should be allowed to be scientists.
He serves as chief policy advisor for the Science and Public Policy Institue/Center for Science and Public Policy which has received over a million dollars from Exxon through Frontiers of Freedom, a republican policy center (of which Fred Singer is an adjunct fellow) that was likewise bankrolled by Phillip Morris and R.J. Reynolds to fight tobacco regulation.
I could go on and on and on about loveable Lord Monckton, and Id have a blast. Hes hands down everybodys favorite climate denier
Diagnosis: Not sure if serious
but people
(including the GOP) take him seriously, so CRANK