The 3rd attempt at a Zone/VolNation tailgate planning thread.

[95 Vol Alum]

We make more than corn, Stevie! Quit calling it Americorn!

 

[Orangeslice13]

We make more than corn, Stevie! Quit calling it Americorn!

We should take him to long john silvers for merican fish and chips err,crumblies.

 

[Hobock]

Would. I be able to join you guys If I come to a game this year? I will try and make the game you decide to tailgate at if so.

Make this happen. We're trying to accommodate 95 and BJ by selecting the Mizzou game. You bring the bangers. I'll bring the sour mash.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

We bringing the Kroger fried chicken and assorted beers. Case of water

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Ho has to buy the Marlboro ultra lights this year.

 

[Hobock]

Ho has to buy the Marlboro ultra lights this year.

Fawk that. I stole nothing. They fell out of the back pocket of the Super-Dawg geriatric spandex freak.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Im looking forward to drinking someone elses beer again this year.

 

[Aavoxx]

Im looking forward to drinking someone elses beer again this year.

Same. I was already drunk when I arrived tho.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I would like to request that someone bring all my favorite beverages and snacks. Also, I will need help finding my seat and probably a ride home.

 

[Hobock]

I would like to request that someone bring all my favorite beverages and snacks. Also, I will need help finding my seat and probably a ride home.

If you arrive wearing a bare midriff wife-beater, I will accommodate most of these requests.

 

[Hobock]

I'm pretty sure the Wankstain will need a ride and a couch to crash on. Who's volunteering? The implications could be paramount to ensuring continued political love-making betwixt the United States and Great Britain.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

I'm pretty sure the Wankstain will need a ride and a couch to crash on. Who's volunteering? The implications could be paramount to ensuring continued political love-making betwixt the United States and Great Britain.

They are trying to move or make an expansion NFL team in London. That bloody wanker will be happy.

Steven can sleep at comps cabin with bears and shat

 

[Hobock]

They are trying to move or make an expansion NFL team in London. That bloody wanker will be happy.

Steven can sleep at comps cabin with bears and shat

Texans and Wankers and Bears..Oh My!

 

[mcompton]

That Wanker can sleep on the porch. We'll call him the bear alarm.

 

[vol_in_ar]

I would like to request that someone bring all my favorite beverages and snacks. Also, I will need help finding my seat and probably a ride home.

Keep your shirt tucked in

 

[vol_in_ar]

That Wanker can sleep on the porch. We'll call him the bear alarm.

Bears and Brits

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Keep your shirt tucked in

I can't promise that.

 

[UTGnome]

Make that 2 cases of water!

 

[Hobock]

Make that 2 cases of water!

You lurking or is this a drive by while your wife is in the shower?

 

[UTGnome]

You lurking or is this a drive by while your wife is in the shower?

It was a drive by.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Who the F gives the mailman an ipad as a gift?

 

[Hobock]

Who the F gives the mailman an ipad as a gift?

A La-Tech booster?

 

[Hobock]

And how is that pertinent to the tailgate soirée.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

So Pret is giving out iPads at the tailgate. This is starting to attract my attention.

 

[UTGnome]

I'll take one of those iPads.