Wish is granted

[joevol33]

Granted, but she's only been a girl since the surgery


I wish south Carolina would stomp Georgia

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but now they're the greatest team since the 01Canes

I wish the NFL was more exciting

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but the cowboys never win again


I wish we'd beat Florida in 2 weeks

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but we still gotta face Georgia the next week

I wish I could get a five hour back rub from a smoking hot brunette

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's a guy and you get aroused


I wish I didn't have to get up and pee

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, you lay there and pee the bed

I wish the coffee was already made

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but it's cold

I wish it wasn't Monday

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but Tuesday is just as bad

I wish my sinuses would quit acting up

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but now you have a headache



I wish it was Friday

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you're scheduled for Saturday and you can't get out of it

I wish I had unlimited wishes

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you lose your mind and never use them


I wish I was at the beach with my cousin

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, a nude beach for people over 400lb

I wish I didn't feel so old

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're still in diapers


I wish I knew the answer to everything

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but there are no questions

I wish the NFL was worth watching again

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Grant, but CFB is unbearable

I wish there was something interesting on TV to watch

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you lose the remote and the volume is too low to hear it


I wish I hadn't just eaten so much

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but now you don't get to eat for a week

I wish my headache would go away finally

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but now you have a sore throat

I wish my coffee would pour itself

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but it just poured it down your pants

I wish the sun would come out

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's 116° with 90% humidity

I wish it would drop another 20°

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it stays in the 90's the rest of the year

I wish I was already asleep

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you sleep for the next ten days

I wish I was already up and moving

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're having to keep running to the toilet

I wish that gravy and sausage didn't give me heartburn

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, it gives you the runs

I wish I didn't have to work with the queen tonight

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but she's waiting for you in your bed naked


I wish I had more time in the day