Wish is granted

[malinoisvol]

Granted.

I wish i hadn't spilled my OJ this morning.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you spilt your coffee instead


I wish my new pastor doesn't think I'm crazy after he sees me watching football today

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but you spilt your coffee instead


I wish my new pastor doesn't think I'm crazy after he sees me watching football today

Not crazy, possessed, but not crazy.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted

I wish I had another cup of coffee

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you throw it through your TV.


I wish we didn't suck at football

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but we are now in the FCS


I wish I won $100 million this week

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but the government takes it from you


I wish traffic would be clear when we leave Atlanta later

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's bumper to bumper when you get back to your town

I wish I didn't have to stop at AutoZone

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you get pulled over again and get a ticket this time


I wish I had time for a nap

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you overslept and miss work

I wish I didn't have to cover 2 buildings tonight

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're stuck in one room with the queen


I wish I hadn't cut my thumb last night

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but you cut your other 4 fingers

I wish there was a real CFB game on tonight

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, slippery rock vs stony brook

I wish we didn't have all these contractors doing construction here

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but the company never grows



I wish I had more free hours in a day

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's because they let you go because motor mouth is doing such a great job

I wish I had taken tonight off to

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but your wife makes you clean house


I wish I could've gotten my hair cut today

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but only the right side

I wish I could think of something to wish for

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you wish for me to have 10 million dollars


I wish I had enough money to never have to work again

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to live out your life on a deserted island

I wish I didn't have to go to the store

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you starve during the game


I wish that wedding wasn't during our game

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but they call it off

I wish my internet wasn't acting so slow

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it doesn't work at all


I wish I had a Ribeye

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but nothing to cook it on

I wish it was game time

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're in a blackout area


I wish I didn't have to shave

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you look like a reject from duck dynasty

I wish I had a pretty brunette genie to grant my wishes