*****Why I hate the Alabama Crimson Tide

[CoasterVOL3]

F*** IT! What do we have to lose. If I was "final gasp" Butch, I'd pull out all the stops. Starting with coming out of the tunnel wearing all ORANGE! F*** ALABAMA! F*** the SEC! F*** the NCAA!

WE would suffer two 15 yard penalties, 1 to start each half. Big WHOOP! We got a snowballs chance in hell of winning anyways.

Just Do It, Butch!

Go down in a blaze of glory!

F*** IT!

GO BIG ORANGE!

But that's not a part of Butch's "system"...

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

 

[VolAmerican]

But that's not a part of Butch's "system"...

And not on one of his charts either.

 

[Plano Vol]

I view this game and bammer as a powerful purgative that will force us to expel that which harms the collective body.

Necessary but it ain't gonna be fun!

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

I view this game and bammer as a powerful purgative that will force us to expel that which harms the collective body.

Necessary but it ain't gonna be fun!

In other words, it's like puking after you drink too much. :sick: uke5:
Go Big Orange!

 

[Plano Vol]

In other words, it's like puking after you drink too much. :sick: uke5:
Go Big Orange!

More like the twirp in Van Wilder sitting on the trash can.

 

[Tin Man]

UT class of 1979 :hi:

Yeah, it was 6 years after I got out of high school, but, I'm an alumnus.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Poop stinks...

Flush twice.........

Around the bowl, down the hole, it’s a loooong way to Tuscaloosa.

 

[Tin Man]

I hate Bama and their "fanbase" since 90% of their "fans" now can't tell you the name of the coach before Saban.

They married while she was still a junior in high school, and their child was actually sired by his cousin (he still doesn't know)?

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

More like the twirp in Van Wilder sitting on the trash can.

Well played, forgot about that scene. You get a like. :good!:

 

[howie87]

F*** IT! What do we have to lose. If I was "final gasp" Butch, I'd pull out all the stops. Starting with coming out of the tunnel wearing all ORANGE! F*** ALABAMA! F*** the SEC! F*** the NCAA!

WE would suffer two 15 yard penalties, 1 to start each half. Big WHOOP! We got a snowballs chance in hell of winning anyways.

Just Do It, Butch!

Go down in a blaze of glory!

F*** IT!

GO BIG ORANGE!

100% agree... That would be a ballsy move...

 

[RockHillOrange]

I hate Bama because I was told to in 1959 by my father at my first Tennessee football game. (#1 LSU vs #13 Tennessee)

 

[Plano Vol]

And that's another thing.....you never see me wasting a good capital B on bammer, bama etc.

 

[OldRollTide]

Why I hate Tennessee

I Hate Tennessee - YouTube

 

[TrueOrange]

Love that post. I like that it still gets brought up to this day.

 

[FLSTF-VOL]

There are no words to describe my hatred of Alabama Football. I have family members that I refuse to be in the same room with because of the potential violence that would ensue. If I saw an Alabama fan on fire I would have a hard time convincing myself to piss on them to put them out. I simply hate Alabama Football.

 

[FLSTF-VOL]

Why I hate Tennessee

I Hate Tennessee - YouTube

Just die. Please.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I debated not posting it this year.

I know that we suck. I know what the line is. I know that we're probably going to lose Saturday.

But all that just makes me hate them even more.


Why I Hate the Alabama Crimson Tide - VolNation Blog

A-freaking-MEN!

These two storied programs have chosen to hate each other for over 100 years. It's the Third Saturday in October!! Let the rivalry renew again!!!

GO BIG ORANGE!!!

 

[ReadCT]

TSiO is tomorrow. I cannot sleep.

BUCK FAMA.

 

[SobeVol]

Freak will need a new server just for this thread!

 

[TheBigSubpoena]

This thread has actually made me feel better today. Thank you all EXCEPT the 1 Bama fan. (Screw that guy! Ha Ha ha!)

 

[AshG]

I used to just dislike Bama. Then, in the 1998 season, the University of Alabubba Buck and a Quarter Park and Bark Band came into Neyland Stadium and DROVE GO-CARTS on the sacred turf of Shields-Watkins field during halftime. We're not supposed to curse while in uniform; I was one of many PotS members screaming obscenities at those morons.

Thus were planted in earnest the seed of loathing that has germinated into good old-fashioned hatred of all things Bama.

Row Tie, family reunion attendees. Make sure she's not a first cousin before you snog behind the statue of Bear.

 

[preacherman4vols]

Because they are better than us

 

[TN-POSSUM]

The biggest thing I hate about the TN / bama game is having to see bama in high definition. That red's an ugly color.

 

[volgrad500]

I hate Alabama mostly because they no longer have to think about us at all.