Top 10 Reasons to Hate Florida

[BigOrangeMojo]

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The Top 10 Reasons to hate UF

10. Jorts on a guy is never a good look
9. Butch's chart in 2015
8. Roided up players
7. Urban Meyer
6. Texting "Time to die bi-ch" and being allowed back on team in time for rivalry games
5. Their fans
4. The only thing that could be decent near Gainesville (Cafe Risque) looks like a dump on the outside
3. Teez Tabor's mouth (A duck can pull a truck)
2. Trolls with 50k+ posts on VN
1. JABAR GAFFNEY DID NOT CATCH THE BALL!

 

[feathersax]

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The Top 10 Reasons to hate UF

10. Jorts on a guy is never a good look
9. Butch's chart in 2015
8. Roided up players
7. Urban Meyer
6. Texting "Time to die bi-ch" and being allowed back on team in time for rivalry games
5. Their fans
4. The only thing that could be decent near Gainesville (Cafe Risque) looks like a dump on the outside
3. Teez Tabor's mouth (A duck can pull a truck)
2. Trolls with 50k+ posts on VN
1. JABAR GAFFNEY DID NOT CATCH THE BALL!

Concise, logical & BIG ORANGE TRUTH!

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

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The Top 10 Reasons to hate UF

10. Jorts on a guy is never a good look
9. Butch's chart in 2015
8. Roided up players
7. Urban Meyer
6. Texting "Time to die bi-ch" and being allowed back on team in time for rivalry games
5. Their fans
4. The only thing that could be decent near Gainesville (Cafe Risque) looks like a dump on the outside
3. Teez Tabor's mouth (A duck can pull a truck)
2. Trolls with 50k+ posts on VN
1. JABAR GAFFNEY DID NOT CATCH THE BALL!

All day. That call will bother me until the day I die. Any official outside of Al Matthews (the official on the play) would have called that incomplete.

 

[dlturner00]

Because they shouldn't have won any of the last 5 games, but Butch found a way!

 

[hmhawk]

#11. Spurrier. 'nuff said.

 

[YankeeVol]

#11. Spurrier. 'nuff said.

Spurrier at Florida is Tennessee's fault

 

[Pacer92]

“Their fans” should be ranked higher...jmo

 

[McDad]

11. Urine bombs

12. Two bits cheer

13. Male and female mascots.

14. Ugly arse shade of orange on their unis.

 

[Behr]

They're there.

 

[zeppelin128]

Hope you all enjoy. Feel free to add suggestions...

The Top 10 Reasons to hate UF

10. Jorts on a guy is never a good look
9. Butch's chart in 2015
8. Roided up players
7. Urban Meyer
6. Texting "Time to die bi-ch" and being allowed back on team in time for rivalry games
5. Their fans
4. The only thing that could be decent near Gainesville (Cafe Risque) looks like a dump on the outside
3. Teez Tabor's mouth (A duck can pull a truck)
2. Trolls with 50k+ posts on VN
1. JABAR GAFFNEY DID NOT CATCH THE BALL!

Fanbase should be number 1 imo.

 

[VolFan4life24]

Simply because it’s Florida. No explanation should be required.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Fanbase should be number 1 imo.

I went with the old Letterman model of the Top 10 where the two best responses were #5 and #1. I do agree with you regarding their fans and in hindsight I probably should have switched those 2 up.

 

[DAVOL]

The fact they probably kept us from playing for 2 maybe even 3 more national titles in the90's.

 

[bigorange]

I'm impressed that you were able to narrow it down to a Top 10

 

[hmhawk]

Spurrier at Florida is Tennessee's fault

You may not have been around when Spurrier said he would never live in TN again. I'm old and have heard him diss the state, the school and the people. This was before "diss" was even created by the hip hoppers. I'm TN born and TN bred and when I die I'll be TN dead. I take offense easily and never forget. Screw the Ole Ball Coach.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I'm impressed that you were able to narrow it down to a Top 10

Yeah, here's some of what I knocked out

- Riley Cooper
- Aaron Hernandez
- Stealing our coaches
- Urban Meyer's "heart issues"
- Spurrier (Left him off since that was as much on us)
- That annoying a-s Gator chomp
- Urine and poop bombs
- Muschamp's veins

 

[dlturner00]

To win the East.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I'm impressed that you were able to narrow it down to a Top 10

I should have included these as well...

"Winter home of the Tennessee Vols"
"Can't spell Citrus without UT"
Jack Sells and Kinkos

 

[peaygolf]

Add Gainsville in general.

 

[Carl Pickens]

 

[salsahound]

Thousands of people flapping their arms together trying to act like an alligator.

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

11. Will Muschamp

 

[FlVols]

Putting up with the Gators every day here in Florida is enough reason to agree with all of these reasons to hate the Gators! Go Vols!

 

[CornbreadVol]

Florida Fans are the trashiest fans in the SEC

 

[WoodsmanVol]

I don't hate Florida, I just want to beat them. World's already saturated with hate so I don't want to add more. But I do want to beat Florida preferrably by 42+ points just so that they know how much I love them. For we all know it is better to give than receive.