Paul Bain will be in Feleipe Franks' head

[rocytop2624]

You said Vol Fans always find a "Chuck Norris type status fun". I only remember Wilks & Bain. Who where the others???

Kelly Washington. Da-Ricky but they can't even hold a candle for Bain.

 

[mdsvol]

When Paul Bain writes a check, Rod Wilks bounces.

I can't stop LOL....one of the best posts I've read in quite a while.

 

[stevenrich2003]

There’s no shortage of room in his head.

HAHA! again volnation at its finest. Well done sir.

 

[Remy]

I hope Bain and all our DLs get a shot at wrapping him up around the neck.

 

[Manning Up]

Bain is a walk-on that earned a scholarship this fall. He’s been the butt of jokes around here since his arrival. Just in case you are confused...

I've read references to Paul Bain on here for the last year. Most making fun of him in some way. He has earned a scholarship and my respect. Sic'em Paul.

 

[WRU]

Dude Bain is a legend! And he is a Dentist.

QBs are already worried about him removing teeth...

 

[TheBigOne10]

Mercy begs for Paul Bain.

 

[pismonque]

People continue to not get it....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Ten_Titans]

Paul Bain was forced to walk on due to an NCAA stipulation that scholarship athletes be mortal.

 

[LargeOrange1]

I've read references to Paul Bain on here for the last year. Most making fun of him in some way. He has earned a scholarship and my respect. Sic'em Paul.

Dude.....nobody is making fun of Paul Bain. He’s the MAN and one of my favorites for a lot of reasons. Better check your reading comprehension.

 

[Longsufferingvol]

Nobody can find bigfoot because he is afraid of Paul Bain and hiding.

 

[Longsufferingvol]

Paul Bain lives in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean in an area known as the Bermuda Triangle. He doesn't appreciate when people trespass on his property.

 

[Longsufferingvol]

There is nothing to fear but fear itself.... Oh and Paul Bain- Franklin Delano Roosevelt

 

[spyfish007]

People continue to not get it....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can't fix stupid?

 

[JCHateSteve]

Paul Bain doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.

 

[dan4vols]

Sharks observe a Paul Bain week

 

[Longsufferingvol]

Paul Bain wants nothing more than to crush the Gators, take their horses and goods, and hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I've read references to Paul Bain on here for the last year. Most making fun of him in some way. He has earned a scholarship and my respect. Sic'em Paul.

Link one joke that has made fun of him. As far as you know all of the statements are true. For your safety, don't contradict this.

 

[Longsufferingvol]

Paul Bain could pistol whip Florida's whole team with a plastic water pistol.

 

[pismonque]

Paul Bain took a walk in the woods.
Bigfoot came out and took a selfie.
Paul Bain was blurry.

 

[ftsandersvol]

It may have started as jokes but imo Bain has achieved cult-like status and his memes are flattering (ala Chuck Norris memes). I believe most everyone respects Bain very much.

You can't help but to respect him. He is the embodiment of a true VFL.

 

[IndianaVol]

Paul Bain doesn't line up at the LOS, the refs move the ball to match where Paul has lined up.

Seriously though, how GREAT would it be if the first defensive play to be Bain barreling through and sacking the QB for a huge loss..would definitely set the tone for the rest of the game.

 

[Longsufferingvol]

Paul Bain's farts register on the richter scale.