Vader’s midlife crisis writing thread

[vader]

As part of my mid-life crisis, I am trying to write some stuff that has been in my head for a while

Single White Tight End – BigJinTX – Medium

 

[apevol]

Reminds me of Mac's obssession with Chase Utley

 

[vader]

Obsession is such an ugly word

 

[Plano Vol]

the title sounds like an ode from a prison cell

 

[vollygirl]

:lol: @ matching Jason tattoos.

 

[Plano Vol]

The through the dresser drawers within the suite trick was useful and good.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Had a similar experience where a friend left his Florida game ticket in his room. Realized it when we were just north of Atlanta. Fortunately our RA was willing to get it and ship it to Gainesville.

 

[kiddiedoc]

The through the dresser drawers within the suite trick was useful and good.

And also carried the potential for great carnage when deemed appropriate for retribution.

 

[KnoxLandcruiser]

I like your writing style, well done.

 

[volfanbill]

Vade...

Since you're going through a mid life crisis does this mean I shouldn't say what you KNOW I want to say?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

:lol: @ matching Jason tattoos.

That was great

 

[Plano Vol]

And also carried the potential for great carnage when deemed appropriate for retribution.

hence useful and good

 

[vader]

Vade...

Since you're going through a mid life crisis does this mean I shouldn't say what you KNOW I want to say?

I have two teenagers, a girl and a boy. Nothing you say can hurt me.

 

[vader]

I like your writing style, well done.

Thank you. I really appreciate that.

 

[volfanbill]

I have two teenagers, a girl and a boy. Nothing you say can hurt me.

Traitor!!!!

 

[vader]

The through the dresser drawers within the suite trick was useful and good.

He discovered he could do that because my roommate and I were out of town and he wanted to play our NES. Super Techmo Bowl, baby.

 

[vader]

Traitor!!!!

I suppose having the Eagles win the SB is part of my punishment.

 

[utvolpj]

He discovered he could do that because my roommate and I were out of town and he wanted to play our NES. Super Techmo Bowl, baby.

We did the exact same!

 

[vader]

I like your writing style, well done.

Since you were so kind...

Does this look infected to you? – BigJinTX – Medium

 

[vader]

In my continued effort to amuse myself

I want to be Dave Barry, Mr. Jones wishes he were someone just a little more funky…

 

[vader]

Just what everyone wants, a middle aged, middle class, white dude’s take on race

An open letter to Dave Chappell – BigJinTX – Medium

 

[vader]

One of my earlier ones

Getting punched in the face is not really fun. – BigJinTX – Medium

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

I thought this was a mid-life crisis thread?

I was fully expecting a picture of vader riding a Harley with his 20 year-old mistress from Mexico named Maria, all while showing off his new full-sleeve tattoo of Steven Segal from Under Siege. Just remember vader, eventually Maria will find out your name isn't Casey Ryback, and you aren't just a cook.

 

[dan4vols]

Enjoyed the read.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

As part of my mid-life crisis, I am trying to write some stuff that has been in my head for a while

Single White Tight End – BigJinTX – Medium

That was pretty good Vader. Thanks for contributing your talent to the world. It made me chuckle.