Are there any funny guys out there? Who make fake dating profiles? I think we should make one for our beloved "trash can".
Could be like this:
I'm born and raised Knoxville TN. My beloved daddy is currently the head coach of the Tennessee Vols.
I'm only allowed to go out on a date Saturday, but if you are lucky I might do a weekend surprise.
Recently I've been lonely. My last date gave me absolutely no loving. The one before that gave me a headache at first but eventually he was sweet enough for extra drinks, if you know what I mean.
Things I love on a first date --- fumbles, interceptions (really get me going), and anything else that's a defensive turnover. Oh I get so excited for those.
--- side note --- I have a date with a Floridian named gator this Saturday. Looking for advice to really seal that 1 night stand. 😜
Could be like this:
I'm born and raised Knoxville TN. My beloved daddy is currently the head coach of the Tennessee Vols.
I'm only allowed to go out on a date Saturday, but if you are lucky I might do a weekend surprise.
Recently I've been lonely. My last date gave me absolutely no loving. The one before that gave me a headache at first but eventually he was sweet enough for extra drinks, if you know what I mean.
Things I love on a first date --- fumbles, interceptions (really get me going), and anything else that's a defensive turnover. Oh I get so excited for those.
--- side note --- I have a date with a Floridian named gator this Saturday. Looking for advice to really seal that 1 night stand. 😜