Arian Foster vs a Wild Wolf

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He is a strange dude

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Btw, average gray wolf is 95 lbs...it begs the question, shouldn't an athletic 200+ lb man should be able to take one out? Yeah you're gonna get ****ed up, but you win, right?
 
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n_huffhines said:
Btw, average gray wolf is 95 lbs...it begs the question, shouldn't an athletic 200+ lb man should be able to take one out? Yeah you're gonna get ****ed up, but you win, right?
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My theory always was, no matter how big or fast, if I could get someone on the ground, I could beat their azz...I don't think that would apply to a wolf though...pretty sure one would **** me up so bad that even dental records wouldn't help with the identification....guy I used to work with helped run a wolf sanctuary in Sevier County and had one as a pet

Wolf PAWS 'Positive Awareness Wolf-dog Sanctuary' in Dandridge TN
 
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n_huffhines said:
Btw, average gray wolf is 95 lbs...it begs the question, shouldn't an athletic 200+ lb man should be able to take one out? Yeah you're gonna get ****ed up, but you win, right?
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I don't know. If it gets you down, you're obviously in big trouble, but that video he linked of the woman just kicking the **** out of one until it backed down after it tried to get aggressive makes me wonder. His reasoning about having thumbs and knowing how to read was definitely idiotic.
 
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bleedorange0037 said:
I don't know. If it gets you down, you're obviously in big trouble, but that video he linked of the woman just kicking the **** out of one until it backed down after it tried to get aggressive makes me wonder. His reasoning about having thumbs and knowing how to read was definitely idiotic.
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He is obviously having fun with people.

Thumbs actually factor a ton into winning, imo.
 
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Can we dress Jalen Hurd up as a wolf and let Arian kick his ass? Of course, Hurd would probably just quit part way through.
 
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Him saying that honestly doesn't surprise me at all.
 
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n_huffhines said:
Btw, average gray wolf is 95 lbs...it begs the question, shouldn't an athletic 200+ lb man should be able to take one out? Yeah you're gonna get ****ed up, but you win, right?
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Let it get any size human by the neck idc and it's game over. Greater bite Force than a pit bull, wolf would rip someone's jugular out if it got to there neck.
 
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True story. My friend had some wild dogs running around his property and called to see if I'd come help him catch a litter of pups. I snuck up behind a 3 month old pup and grabbed it around the belly. It immediately turned and chewed my hands to hamburger meat in about 5 seconds. I couldn't imagine a freaking full grown wolf being any easier. All I could focus on was getting my hands out of that little blender. Good luck knot head.
 
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VolnJC said:
My theory always was, no matter how big or fast, if I could get someone on the ground, I could beat their azz...I don't think that would apply to a wolf though...pretty sure one would **** me up so bad that even dental records wouldn't help with the identification....guy I used to work with helped run a wolf sanctuary in Sevier County and had one as a pet

Wolf PAWS 'Positive Awareness Wolf-dog Sanctuary' in Dandridge TN
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Were you a wrestler?
 
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I wanna see Arian wrestle a pterodactyl. Just the trash talking between the two would make it interesting.



Wait, does anyone else speak pterodactyl?
 
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