XX vs XY n da club

[VolMax]

So oddly, I find myself at an opening of a "dance club" in Hixson (a new business venture of a friend of my wife's brother). Observing the 6-20 people on the dance floor, a question came to mind.

Why is it every single chick can shake it like they ought to be at The Katch and every dude looks like Elaine from Seinfeld (maybe not that bad)? I know some guys can dance (I was at Neyland for the Jackson's Victory Tour), but they seem to be a couple of standard deviations from the mean (and I'm not one of them). I mean from skinny 20-something hotties to 60+ grannies...

Anybody got an explanation for that?

Thankfully my wife is in a walking boot from a torn calf (celebrating after the GA Hail Mary) and I haven't had to embarrass myself.

 

[joevol33]

Go shake it man. Just do it.

 

[VolMax]

The best are the guys that think they should be dancing at The Katch!

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Chris Farley had moves.

 

[pismonque]

Chris Farley had moves.

 

[vol_in_ar]

The best are the guys that think they should be dancing at The Katch!

alcohol will do that to you, I might have fell victim to this a time or two

 

[Biopsyman]

Or the guy who dances with a toothpick in his mouth.. classy

 

[SDV]

alcohol will do that to you, I might have fell victim to this a time or two

Lmao

 

[Tin Man]

Um... Wasn't the Katch a "gentlemen's" club? Isn't it closed, now?

 

[Aavoxx]

Um... Wasn't the Katch a "gentlemen's" club? Isn't it closed, now?

Yes to the former, unsure on the latter.

 

[salutethehill]

Why is it every single chick can shake it like they ought to be at The Katch and every dude looks like Elaine from Seinfeld (maybe not that bad)?

Girls are there because they want to be, and guys are only there for the girls.

Girls grow up dancing around and stuff, and guys grow up throwing footballs and stuff.

Put a camera in front of my boys and they'll try to do funny, stupid stuff. Put one in front of my girl and she'll start singing/dancing.

In other words...girls and boys are different.

 

[Tin Man]

...In other words...girls and boys are different.

Amen.