Ever been to jail?

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If so, what for? How long? What was it like? Thankfully I never have but just curious if anyone else has
 
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I went in for killing a man that asked me if I'd been before. Lost a ton of weight, got in excellent shape and met a beautiful "girl" named Joseph. Rough breakup though, she still stalks me on here.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
I went in for killing a man that asked me if I'd been before. Lost a ton of weight, got in excellent shape and met a beautiful "girl" named Joseph. Rough breakup though, she still stalks me on here.
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He better be out of the picture when we start robbing banks
 
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I use to work in a jail. Served those birds PB&J sammiches and they always complained about damp bread.

I peed on them. We'd laff and laff.
 
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Several times....


There was a common factor in all of them. I'll give you two chances to guess....
 
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malinoisvol said:
Assault during a road rage incident.

Let's aee here...yore in Arkansas...Not being married to a relative.:)
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All times I went were in Tennesee. Except once in Arkansas. And that cop was a prick. I told him to call the mayor before he took me in. Nope.

So come court date, judge dismissed it. (I was drinking a beer in my brothers front yard- public intox was that charge)
 
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Obsessed said:
All times I went were in Tennesee. Except once in Arkansas. And that cop was a prick. I told him to call the mayor before he took me in. Nope.

So come court date, judge dismissed it. (I was drinking a beer in my brothers front yard- public intox was that charge)
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On private property? Wow!

Wait. You weren't necked, were ya?
 
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