Got fired today....

[DJ2005]

Boss asked me to finish up the earnings report....told him I would get it done next year....he looked puzzled I then said, "it's a process" and that I'm growing from my mistakes....I'm now processing my layoff slip 😒!

 

[MedicT]

Boss asked me to finish up the earnings report....told him I would get it done next year....he looked puzzled I then said, "it's a process" and that I'm growing from my mistakes....I'm now processing my layoff slip 😒!

How much is your buyout?

 

[McDad]

Boss asked me to finish up the earnings report....told him I would get it done next year....he looked puzzled I then said, "it's a process" and that I'm growing from my mistakes....I'm now processing my layoff slip 😒!

If you don't have a buyout, you are a moron.

 

[McDad]

How much is your buyout?

Dangit, Medic!

Bested me by mere seconds.

well done.

 

['Boro-vol]

Bummer....I'm guessing Jimmy Sextons not your agent.

 

[MedicT]

Dangit, Medic!

Bested me by mere seconds.

well done.

Apologies, that one was too wide open to miss.

 

[butchna]

Boss asked me to finish up the earnings report....told him I would get it done next year....he looked puzzled I then said, "it's a process" and that I'm growing from my mistakes....I'm now processing my layoff slip 😒!

Chip Kelly replacing you?

 

[jamescoburn]

I'm sure you're looking forward to spending more time with your family...

 

[Wilson27]

Boss asked me to finish up the earnings report....told him I would get it done next year....he looked puzzled I then said, "it's a process" and that I'm growing from my mistakes....I'm now processing my layoff slip ��!

You deserved more time because you took over a mess.

 

[BeecherVol]

Bummer....I'm guessing Jimmy Sextons not your agent.

Jimmy Sexton?

Dave Hart is not your boss.

 

[DJ2005]

Rumors was floating around my job site Jon Gruden was spotted in the lunch room...not saying he's replacing me I'm just saying....

 

[McDad]

Boss asked me to finish up the earnings report....told him I would get it done next year....he looked puzzled I then said, "it's a process" and that I'm growing from my mistakes....I'm now processing my layoff slip 😒!

Rumor is you punched a secretary.

How do you respond to this undeniable fact confirmed by unknown sources?

 

[Biopsyman]

Always threaten to sue... Easy money

 

[MedicT]

Rumor is you punched a secretary.

How do you respond to this undeniable fact confirmed by unknown sources?

Heard she called her Mom.

 

[hog88]

Heard she called her Mama.

I hear there is a video.

 

[MedicT]

I hear there is a video.

Anybody hear from Swain?

 

[McDad]

I hear there is a video.

His boss needs to get ahead of this! Issue a statement....have a press conference, or something.

this will definitely hurt recruiting interns.

 

[norriscraftbasser]

Don't worry,it's just boss talk

 

[MedicT]

The entire office has turned on supervision.

 

[MrBiggles]

Chip Kelly replacing you?

No but Patterson or Briles might!

 

[hog88]

Anybody hear from Swain?

He's checking his sources.

 

[VOLatileOrange]

Don't all of your promising hires make up for your lack of work day production?

 

[McDad]

We've heard Bob in payroll, has failed his drug test after multiple rehabs.

The ship is sinking.

 

[jediknight]

Jimmy Hyams is on the case. Along with John Pennington.

 

[Johncarter53]

Boss asked me to finish up the earnings report....told him I would get it done next year....he looked puzzled I then said, "it's a process" and that I'm growing from my mistakes....I'm now processing my layoff slip 😒!

Are you going to southern cali or Dallas ?