Petition to fahr 95

[BadJerry20]

Don't need no stinking pole for this, his reign as golf commish has to end. I have case sensitive documents that I shall reveal at the proper time. It implicates him taking many bribes involving money, hookers, blow, and hoverounds. Not only that but he is using Swedish minors to keep up with the scores. He erased Sly's picks and gave them to Tex. He ran off CCM with his racist behavior, though that might be a pro. He sand bagged CV in fear of the uprising this week. A little known fact: there was a second butt in the locker room, yes I'm saying it people...95 framed PM. Pick up your shanks, today we rise up against his tyranny. We shall replace him with CanadianVol because...well he's Canadian.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Your jealousy is showing.

 

[EweTVol]

Sign my name 95 times

 

[95 Vol Alum]

For the record, this is probably Jerry's best thread ever.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

#lowbar

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Sorry Jerry, just hash tagged your thread.

 

[BadJerry20]

#shank95andfreeCV

 

[EweTVol]

To bring validity to the op, I have never won one of this "golf threads"

 

[EweTVol]

Granted I never played.... still very suspicious

 

[95 Vol Alum]

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I think at minimum we need to assemble a task force.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I think at minimum we need to assemble a task force.

But we were brahs, brah.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

But we were brahs, brah.

Even brahs need checks and balances.

 

[malinoisvol]

.

 

[joevol33]

Can my scores go up if I sacrifice somebody?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Can my scores go up if I sacrifice somebody?

They're high enough already. No sense in someone losing their life so you can do worse.

 

[joevol33]

They're high enough already. No sense in someone losing their life so you can do worse.

Oh yea, they need lowered!

 

[joevol33]

I'm gonna put my shank away pending the outcome of this week's tourney.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

This thread, much like leftover fish, is not improving with time.

 

[BadJerry20]

Makes me realize even more just how dead the Endzone is.

 

[MphsBlues]

This thread, much like leftover fish, is not improving with time.

Give it a chance, brother! These things take time..

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Makes me realize even more just how dead the Endzone is.

You brought Nerd back in for a moment. Something worth noting.

 

[joevol33]

This thread, much like leftover fish, is not improving with time.

It's hard for some to find the balance between appreciating your tourneys, and letting you know you suck. If it makes you feel any better, I both appreciate it, and think you suck!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Good.

 

[joevol33]

Good.

But fwiw, BadJerry is the president of suckage. I'm honestly surprised he can post and make sense. Then I'm right behind him.