I have been on a VN hiatus. The Man doesn't view internettin' very positively with my new responsibilities. Also, I don't travel much anymore, which is when I do most of my internettin'.
Not the first time I have been asked this. It's because I have a policy of carrying meat in my pockets at all times. I recommend this for everyone. Not only is it a timely snack, but it can be used to shoo away bullies and fat chicks.
Not the first time I have been asked this. It's because I have a policy of carrying meat in my pockets at all times. I recommend this for everyone. Not only is it a timely snack, but it can be used to shoo away bullies and fat chicks.
Have you met my friend Ravenheart? I know Ravenheart is a woman, but I thought you could be open minded. If not, you should frequent Asian Massage Parlors. There are plenty of men there looking for love.
I have been known to carry a bottle of Mezcal on dates. But whenever I mention the worm my chosen lady gets all weird. What worm are you talking about.
Have you met my friend Ravenheart? I know Ravenheart is a woman, but I thought you could be open minded. If not, you should frequent Asian Massage Parlors. There are plenty of men there looking for love.
I sympathize wth your predicament. I can only assume it is because I brag constantly about your awesomeness to the folks I meet during my travels. The word gets out. I apologize.