There's two of them now? We're screwed.

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An excerpt from a certain sports website regarding the upcoming game.

Gators quarterback Jeff Tebow had seven carries for 29 yards without attempting a pass in the most recent matchup, but has been impressive both on the ground and through the air in his first year as the starter.
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And also can't forget this little gem:

Ainge has been a bright spot for the Vols this year, though, completing 55 of 83 passes for 547 yards with five touchdowns and one interception.
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Of course, a graphic showing Ainge to have 5 td passes and zero interceptions appeared directly to the right of this passage.
 
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Damnit!! Jeff Tebow was the secret weapon!

He's Tim's twin brother, although technically Jeff is the "older brother" since he was born 7 minutes ahead of Tim. Jeff is twice as fast, three times as big, lifts five times as much weight, and has a girlfriend with :boobies: eight times as big as Timmy's girlfriend's. We were keeping him a secret until Saturday and now I see the cat is out of the damn port!
 
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lawgator1 said:
Damnit!! Jeff Tebow was the secret weapon!

He's Tim's twin brother, although technically Jeff is the "older brother" since he was born 7 minutes ahead of Tim. Jeff is twice as fast, three times as big, lifts five times as much weight, and has a girlfriend with :boobies: eight times as big as Timmy's girlfriend's. We were keeping him a secret until Saturday and now I see the cat is out of the damn port!
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Well if Timmy's girlfriend is the one in your old avatar then that's awesome cause that girl was stacked!!!!

So does Jeff play O or D. Good Lord....a Tebow on each side of the ball. :eek:hmy:
 
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blamie said:
Well if Timmy's girlfriend is the one in your old avatar then that's awesome cause that girl was stacked!!!!

So does Jeff play O or D. Good Lord....a Tebow on each side of the ball. :eek:hmy:
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He plays all 22 positions.

Simultaneously.


Plus he also kicks.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Banana patch, red television, Doogie Howser, gun turret, needle-nosed pliers, vodka tonic.
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Someone needs to clue me in to this game where you randomly post things like this. I've seen several people here do it
 
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lawgator1 said:
He plays all 22 positions.

Simultaneously.


Plus he also kicks.
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Jeff Tebow is a ten foot tall SOB who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi.

He'd eat a homeless guy if you dared him.

Once at a Pop Warner game, I saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Tebow once drank a gallon of pure methane. He woke up four months later and said, "I prefer scotch".

To Bill Braask... uh, Jeff Tebow!!
 
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lawgator1 said:
Damnit!! Jeff Tebow was the secret weapon!

He's Tim's twin brother, although technically Jeff is the "older brother" since he was born 7 minutes ahead of Tim. Jeff is twice as fast, three times as big, lifts five times as much weight, and has a girlfriend with :boobies: eight times as big as Timmy's girlfriend's. We were keeping him a secret until Saturday and now I see the cat is out of the damn port!
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:eek:lol:
 
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kcvols1 said:
Jeff Tebow is a ten foot tall SOB who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi.

He'd eat a homeless guy if you dared him.

Once at a Pop Warner game, I saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Tebow once drank a gallon of pure methane. He woke up four months later and said, "I prefer scotch".

To Bill Braask... uh, Jeff Tebow!!
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Are you talking about Jeff Tebow!?!?! I know Jeff Tebow! Jeff Tebow is the father of every kid in this town!
 
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kcvols1 said:
Jeff Tebow is a ten foot tall SOB who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi.

He'd eat a homeless guy if you dared him.

Once at a Pop Warner game, I saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Tebow once drank a gallon of pure methane. He woke up four months later and said, "I prefer scotch".

To Bill Braask... uh, Jeff Tebow!!
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He goes about 8ft 420lb...drinks his beer by the keg!!!
 
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Tebow and I were riding in the back of a truck from Chiefland to Gainesville with a live deer. Tebow wrassled it to the floor while going "say it, SAY IT!!" the dang thing says "Jefftebow"... which is pretty good for a deer!
 
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WOW He wrestle's TOO!:eek:hmy:
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Jeff Tebow impregnated a girl when he was 8 years old

9 months later, that chic popped out a 9 lb 4 oz bar of gold.

...Tim Tebow was a girl when he was 8 years old.
 
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