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Old 08-28-2007, 02:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Football Official Tennessee Playbook released today to media.

Guys, now before you get all mad keep in mind I found this on the SI webpage. Apparently someone leaked your playbook to the media. Please do not get mad at me if you find it objectionable.

http://www.2-quick.com/playbook.pdf

Any thoughts on your playbook?
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I laughed at how much time was wasted making something so unfunny. At least I only wasted 2 minutes reading it.
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey, I never said it was funny. I certainly didn't make it.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Five Ways of Dealing with Too Much Time on Your Hands

1. When you spend your entire spare time thread hijacking, trolling, and flaming.

Consider the following personal advice:

A: Seek therapy and/or counseling directly. I can't think of one legitimate reason for you to be on opposing teams' message board(s) as often as you are.

B: Find a friend. I don't care if it's a school counselor, tutor, professor, assistant teacher, or a janitor. It's time better spent.

C: Become employed. Is it nice knowing you have to rely upon on your parents for all your personal expenses?

D: At least have a slight grasp on the English language before trolling message boards. It further increases their ammunition when your entire lexicon consists of smileys, inaccurate spellings, exclamation marks, and two-letter questions at the end of your run-ons.

E: Stop drinking. It certainly isn't helping your situation.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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only the neo-hippy child of neolithic Berkely hippies would believe that that is an official UT playbook.
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Old 08-28-2007, 06:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That is BRUTALLY lacking in humor.
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Old 08-28-2007, 06:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I guess it's better than the Cal playbook.

Run East/West with your Heisman candidate and watch him get killed by the Tennessee linebackers.

Try to throw the ball while getting sacked and get intercepted.

When the opposing running back has the ball, it's piggy back time, ride him to the endzone.

When the opposing wide receiver catches the ball, whiff on the tackle and let him run to the endzone.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I thought the Troop bobble-head was actually pretty funny...I wonder if I could get one somewhere.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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at least it had the score to the Cal game about right.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Guys, now before you get all mad keep in mind I found this on the SI webpage. Apparently someone leaked your playbook to the media. Please do not get mad at me if you find it objectionable.

http://www.2-quick.com/playbook.pdf

Any thoughts on your playbook?
My thoughts are you need to quit copying posts off of Cal boards to bring here. That guy put more work into the UT playbook than you have in almost 3k posts.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:56 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i saw taht on the loserwithsocks blog. it was actually made by a UT fan... and it was funny. some of you posters here just take any chance you get to rip at a Cal fan. take a step back and enjoy it -- i thought it was funny.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I guess it's better than the Cal playbook.

Run East/West with your Heisman candidate and watch him get killed by the Tennessee linebackers.

Try to throw the ball while getting sacked and get intercepted.

When the opposing running back has the ball, it's piggy back time, ride him to the endzone.

When the opposing wide receiver catches the ball, whiff on the tackle and let him run to the endzone.
Hey, you can't say Cal wasn't prepared!!
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:00 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I especially liked the adept use of MS Paint in that play book. Looked like a 3 year old got ahold of it with a crayon.
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
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lighten up kiddoes. this is funny. I too originally saw it on loserwithsocks and laughed for quite some time. Why you all get so uptight about jokes about UT football is beyond me. You hate ESPN because of one of the funniest commercials of all time and you cry every time someone else cracks a joke about our beloved school. pathetic
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