10 reasons we fiddin to whip errybody ass on NSD

[DD4ME]

1. we done did spent the most money outta errybody for crootin and it weren't even close
2. we send croots so many fanciful letters they could wallpaper they wood paneling with em.
3. our mascot Smokey is an interent phenomena with his rooskie hat blankie and hippie lettuce nickname
4. our indoor practice field makes a bunch of other teams look like a greyhound bus toirlet
5. we's is nike now - nuff said
6. 2 words: bucket hat
7. our croots beat they croots at they all star game
8. we gots Thig, Strip and a whole mess or bad assed recruiters who know twitter ain't a bird call
9. our secret network makes dem illuminati and masons look like a girl scout troop
10. Most impertantly: Butch damn Jones

 

[Vol_til_I_die]

Can't believe that "we cheat" didn't make your list.

 

[mrorange211]

1. we done did spent the most money outta errybody for crootin and it weren't even close
2. we send croots so many fanciful letters they could wallpaper they wood paneling with em.
3. our mascot Smokey is an interent phenomena with his rooskie hat blankie and hippie lettuce nickname
4. our indoor practice field makes a bunch of other teams look like a greyhound bus toirlet
5. we's is nike now - nuff said
6. 2 words: bucket hat
7. our croots beat they croots at they all star game
8. we gots Thig, Strip and a whole mess or bad assed recruiters who know twitter ain't a bird call
9. our secret network makes dem illuminati and masons look like a girl scout troop
10. Most impertantly: Butch damn Jones

 

[triad280]

damn,that was hard to read... but you forgot the most important reason: Yukon Butch

 

[Dave1967]

1. we done did spent the most money outta errybody for crootin and it weren't even close
2. we send croots so many fanciful letters they could wallpaper they wood paneling with em.
3. our mascot Smokey is an interent phenomena with his rooskie hat blankie and hippie lettuce nickname
4. our indoor practice field makes a bunch of other teams look like a greyhound bus toirlet
5. we's is nike now - nuff said
6. 2 words: bucket hat
7. our croots beat they croots at they all star game
8. we gots Thig, Strip and a whole mess or bad assed recruiters who know twitter ain't a bird call
9. our secret network makes dem illuminati and masons look like a girl scout troop
10. Most impertantly: Butch damn Jones

Butch Jones is a recruiting warrior! I don't think i've seen any better than Butch at recruiting.

 

[Volfan76]

1. we done did spent the most money outta errybody for crootin and it weren't even close
2. we send croots so many fanciful letters they could wallpaper they wood paneling with em.
3. our mascot Smokey is an interent phenomena with his rooskie hat blankie and hippie lettuce nickname
4. our indoor practice field makes a bunch of other teams look like a greyhound bus toirlet
5. we's is nike now - nuff said
6. 2 words: bucket hat
7. our croots beat they croots at they all star game
8. we gots Thig, Strip and a whole mess or bad assed recruiters who know twitter ain't a bird call
9. our secret network makes dem illuminati and masons look like a girl scout troop
10. Most impertantly: Butch damn Jones

11. The people who think it's cool to smoke dope and say "we's" "and errybody" is on the forum and not out recruiting.

 

[volssam]

that was hard to read... but you forgot the most important reason: Yukon Butch

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[Cyclopskiller]

Somebody got on the stump whiskey early this morning

 

[Orange-White53]

Butch Stones

 

[426hemivol]

Butch so good he was able to recruit Joshua Dobbs some eyebrows

 

[DD4ME]

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well done

 

[appyvol]

Beautifully executed.

 

[OddFuture]

Imma first time reader long time poster and I can't gree more with dis man we gon be good real quick man thanks for postin man and go big errnge.

 

[volatil]

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This class is un-Fairbanks

 

[Glitch]

Somebody got on the stump whiskey early this morning

Mmm hmm.

 

[volinbama256]

We finish strong and this will be the start of something that will instantly pay dividends....

 

[goodnight_vol]

Was that hillbilly or hood? Couldn't quite make out the accent.

 

[vol_in_ar]

1. we done did spent the most money outta errybody for crootin and it weren't even close
2. we send croots so many fanciful letters they could wallpaper they wood paneling with em.
3. our mascot Smokey is an interent phenomena with his rooskie hat blankie and hippie lettuce nickname
4. our indoor practice field makes a bunch of other teams look like a greyhound bus toirlet
5. we's is nike now - nuff said
6. 2 words: bucket hat
7. our croots beat they croots at they all star game
8. we gots Thig, Strip and a whole mess or bad assed recruiters who know twitter ain't a bird call
9. our secret network makes dem illuminati and masons look like a girl scout troop
10. Most impertantly: Butch damn Jones

well done

 

[VOLywood]

#7 is classic. Nice, OP.

 

[ALLVOL24/7/365]

Was that hillbilly or hood? Couldn't quite make out the accent.

Hoodbilly!

 

[whitw]

Was that hillbilly or hood? Couldn't quite make out the accent.

I think that was to be read as a "Missippi thug" accent. Just my guess based on recent "crutin" developments.

 

[peyton4heisman]

10 more reasons:
Darrin Kirkland Jr
Shy Tuttle
Kyle Phillips
Kahlil McKenzie
Drew Richmond
Alvin Kamara
Preston Williams
Juaun Jennings
Quinton Dormady
Sheriron Jones

 

[Ericvol2096]

1. we done did spent the most money outta errybody for crootin and it weren't even close
2. we send croots so many fanciful letters they could wallpaper they wood paneling with em.
3. our mascot Smokey is an interent phenomena with his rooskie hat blankie and hippie lettuce nickname
4. our indoor practice field makes a bunch of other teams look like a greyhound bus toirlet
5. we's is nike now - nuff said
6. 2 words: bucket hat
7. our croots beat they croots at they all star game
8. we gots Thig, Strip and a whole mess or bad assed recruiters who know twitter ain't a bird call
9. our secret network makes dem illuminati and masons look like a girl scout troop
10. Most impertantly: Butch damn Jones

 

[Vol_guy]

This is a very exciting time to be a Vol!!#!

 

[1orangews6]

1. we done did spent the most money outta errybody for crootin and it weren't even close
2. we send croots so many fanciful letters they could wallpaper they wood paneling with em.
3. our mascot Smokey is an interent phenomena with his rooskie hat blankie and hippie lettuce nickname
4. our indoor practice field makes a bunch of other teams look like a greyhound bus toirlet
5. we's is nike now - nuff said
6. 2 words: bucket hat
7. our croots beat they croots at they all star game
8. we gots Thig, Strip and a whole mess or bad assed recruiters who know twitter ain't a bird call
9. our secret network makes dem illuminati and masons look like a girl scout troop
10. Most impertantly: Butch damn Jones

As Riff Raff would say "That ain't middle of the Mall ish right there!"

I figured you were doing best Riff Raff impersonation when you typed that out.