'33 TN OL/DL/PF BabyVFL Jackson-Haynesworth

[Big Orange Jeff]

O-Line/D-Line/Power Forward
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Ht: ??
Wt: ??
Class: 2033

BabyVFL is the son/daughter of two VFLs, former Vol and NFL DT Albert Haynesworth and former Lady Vol Guard/Forward Brittany Jackson. Although the child isn't due for another six months, (s)he already holds seven D1-A offers.

 

[Face]

Record breaking birth size. Book it.

 

[Weezer]

Britney and Albert? Wow. That's...... disturbing.






No, not a race thing. Thinking of the anger management classes.

 

[ACvol3]

I'm feeling the wrath of a 3 day old as we speak...

 

[Burger]

How many stars?

 

[Kook]

 

[engineerVOL]

I'm feeling the wrath of a 3 day old as we speak...

Hang in there.

 

[ACvol3]

Hang in there.

Lol.. I have no choice now..

 

[DD4ME]

Lol.. I have no choice now..

It'll never seem that way when you are sleep deprived and deaf from audial overload but you'll miss those early days before you know it. Prayers to the family in the meantime.

 

[ACvol3]

It'll never seem that way when you are sleep deprived and deaf from audial overload but you'll miss those early days before you know it. Prayers to the family in the meantime.

Thanks much! And I've heard that before, so I'm trying to soak it up as much as possible. Luckily, I have a really good teammate helping me.. I'm a rookie in this baby game.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

These threads chaff my jimmies

JMO

 

[ACvol3]

These threads chaff my jimmies

JMO

Of all the things to chaff your jimmies around here....

 

[overseasorange2]

Britney and Albert? Wow. That's...... disturbing.






No, not a race thing. Thinking of the anger management classes.

Unbelievable...Britany is a beautiful woman.

 

[Weezer]

Isn't Britany the one who got arrested with her sister? Seems like it was a bar fight or slashing tires or something silly. And we all know Albert likes to stomp on people's heads. This kid will be the terror of the sandbox.

 

[LouderVol]

Too tall for RB?

 

[OrangeDog]

How many stars?

I'll quote another poster:


5* Fetus

 

[dyllisvol42]

Too tall for RB?

Can she play left tackle?

 

[jason3713]

Don't know how many of you know but Jackson's dad was a 2 time NCAA wrestling champion. This baby has a chance to be good at lots of sports.

 

[FiremedicVOL127]

Too tall for RB?

This is sooooooo last year!!! It's outta date time to find a new joke!

 

[joelkthx]

hearing Butch will be in the room for the 3D ultrasound

 

[LouderVol]

This is sooooooo last year!!! It's outta date time to find a new joke!

Just trying to figure out position the baby will play. figured VN needed at least 18yrs to figure it out so i just got the conversation started.

maybe we will actually be able to agree, finally.

 

[Big Orange Jeff]

Can she play left tackle?

Only if her arms are long enough for some posters. Otherwise, she's a guard.

 

[golfballs]

Are they married?

 

[Vols4us]

With the way things usually go, the child will probably hate sports and want to sing opera.

 

[Probably_in_Class]

If it takes after its mom...tight end.