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Old 11-01-2009, 09:28 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Somehow a drunk ho-bag talking too much has morphed into me being assaulted. WGC is just bitter because he claimed to have caught himself before his pants got muddy and I saw mud on his knees and loudly proclaimed "The previous play is under review!"

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Old 11-01-2009, 09:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I can't provide video footage, but I'm pretty sure this woman was a close relative of one of the legends of the Paul Finebaum show.....Phyllis from Mulga.

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Old 11-01-2009, 09:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Somehow a drunk ho-bag talking too much has morphed into me being assaulted. WGC is just bitter because he claimed to have caught himself before his pants got muddy and I saw mud on his knees and loudly proclaimed "The previous play is under review!"


Was he only one who went down? Or was it a case of offsides on the right side of the offensive line?
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Old 11-01-2009, 09:35 PM   #19 (permalink)
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In the words of Phyllis from Mulga....."Congratulations! Congratulations!"

Too bad my victory was in a Gamecock-on-Gamecock battle. What is it about going to games with you that causes me to get into it with people who pull for Carolina. This makes two years in a row!
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Old 11-01-2009, 09:37 PM   #20 (permalink)
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That was you??? hahaha.

Maybe it wasn't - maybe there were multiple people - was it right next to the Neyland Dr. garage? And next to the biology annex building?
That is EXACTLY where it happened.
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Was he only one who went down? Or was it a case of offsides on the right side of the offensive line?
It was an illegal shift. He left the pavement and paid the price.
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Old 11-01-2009, 09:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Okay this is really getting funny. Apparently WCG, there were people that actually remember seeing you bite the dust! LOL....
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Old 11-01-2009, 09:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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It was actually quite amazing that he stayed as clean as he did. He was inches away from a full fledged mud bath . . . which would have really sucked since I owned the rain gear he was wearing.
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Adult drinks + muddy slopes = Abundant hilarity
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It was actually quite amazing that he stayed as clean as he did. He was inches away from a full fledged mud bath . . . which would have really sucked since I owned the rain gear he was wearing.
This is hilarious. We should start a thread just on WCG falling.
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Old 11-01-2009, 09:48 PM   #26 (permalink)
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It didn't really get embarrassing until as we walked back to the car, he took a semi-bath in the waterfall at Volunteer Landing.
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Was the waterfall bath on purpose?
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Okay this is really getting funny. Apparently WCG, there were people that actually remember seeing you bite the dust! LOL....
Shweew!! That area was just short of woodstock!! There were trails that were getting blue from all the wet jeans. Looked like OberGatlinburg after a wet snow!!
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Was the waterfall bath on purpose?
He needed the cold water to rinse the mud and keep the stains from setting up.
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:12 PM   #30 (permalink)
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That is EXACTLY where it happened.
Yeah - that was pretty awesome - I'm surprised he kept his balance while sliding - could have ate it with his face... I stood there for a few seconds and just looked and then waited till someone else started laughing (possibly you?) and then proceeded to laugh at him.

His reaction was great though.
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