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09-27-2009, 02:07 PM
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| | VN GURU
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| My Love Letter To Auburn
Dear Auburn,
With your football contest against my alma mater now less than a week away, I feel this is an appropriate time for me to remind you of my feelings for you. I hate you. I hate your backward little cow college. I hate your players, coaches, students, administrators, fans, alumni, janitors, and cafeteria workers. I hate your multiple mascots. I hate you to the point I root for both Alabama and Al Qaeda against you. I hate the fact your supporters, with their cow feces caked work boots, will be allowed inside Neyland Stadium next week. I hate you to the point that I have rooted for Texas to defeat you. I hate you so viciously that I don't even root for you against Vanderbilt, I simply hope the ground opens up and swallows both teams and their supporters. I hate you enough to hope you go winless and scoreless every season.
I hope this clears up any ambiguity about my thoughts regarding your institution and its supporters. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Hatvol96
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09-27-2009, 02:11 PM
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| | Bobby Light '08
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09-27-2009, 02:14 PM
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| Aww come on Hat......tell us what you REALLY think! | 
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09-27-2009, 02:15 PM
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| just curious...why all the hate for auburn? | |
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09-27-2009, 02:15 PM
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| | House of Learned Doctors
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| Dare I ask what AU did to you?
__________________ P^6 = Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance  "People think I'm the greatest damn coach in the world," said the great Bear Bryant, "but Neyland taught me everything I know." | |
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09-27-2009, 02:16 PM
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| We have not beat AU since 99; other than that Im okay with the Eagles. | |
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09-27-2009, 02:17 PM
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| | My woman
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| Wait so let me get this straight you hate Auburn? | |
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09-27-2009, 02:18 PM
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| | VN GURU
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Originally Posted by FO.CO. VOL FAN just curious...why all the hate for auburn? | Why wouldn't I hate a bunch of semiliterate farm trash? Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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09-27-2009, 02:19 PM
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| | On the run from the Mods
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| Any Auburn trolls around ? | |
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09-27-2009, 02:20 PM
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| cheers...wait a minute, i'm dating an auburn grad  | |
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09-27-2009, 02:20 PM
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| | In my flippy floppies
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| i like it hat. your oration (i dont even know if thats a word) for hatred of a school is awesome. +250
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09-27-2009, 02:22 PM
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| | Dawn of a New Day
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Originally Posted by hatvol96 Why wouldn't I hate a bunch of semiliterate farm trash?
Posted via VolNation Mobile | Make you feel better calling them names? | |
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09-27-2009, 02:24 PM
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| | VN GURU
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Originally Posted by IBlvNTmWrk Make you feel better calling them names? | Calling them what they are does give me a modicum of joy. Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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09-27-2009, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by hatvol96 Why wouldn't I hate a bunch of semiliterate farm trash?
Posted via VolNation Mobile | I do but they wear Crimson
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09-27-2009, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by VolsByNature I do but they wear Crimson | Alabama fans are Harvard material compared to the mouthbreathers from The Plains. Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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