I was going to grow a mustache to be like Jonathan Crompton

[Sheik Yerbouti]

True story. When Tennessee went up 10-3, I said, "I'm trimming this stubble into a 'stache like Crompton, and I'm not shaving it until Tennessee loses. My wife was like, "oh, they're gonna' love that at work," and my friends were all thinking I was going to get epically pwn3d by our HR department on Monday. Thanks, JC, for saving my stupid career.

[IPorange]

Thread of the year.

[Ericvol2096]

[cool_vol]

funniest to the core

[BIGJOHNSON]

better be glad for the "L" or else you would have gone around looking like a complete douche bag.

[hohenfelsvol]

Now you can hang your head with a towel on it all day at work.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Originally Posted by BIGJOHNSON

better be glad for the "L" or else you would have gone around looking like a complete douche bag.

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[roadking1733]

Maybe when they introduce him before each game, some 70's bow chica bow bow music can crank up

[hohenfelsvol]

They need to sell a Crompton Chia pet at the book store.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Considering the mustache again...

[IPorange]

I think he shaved his off... and then improved. Probably not a coincidence.

[pantone151]

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[GASOUTHERNVOL]

i think he shaved it so he could leave his dorm room and not get pelted with breakfast food. now i think he'll be able to leave. If he plays like a champ against bammer then all past sins will be forgiven