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Old 08-21-2009, 09:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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As I sit in the Dr's Office...

With my wife at a prenatal appointment there is a couple who are expecting. This particular couple also have 2 small children who are running around in Alabama attire throughout the waiting room. I see this as Exhibit #3,000,000,000 as proof that the ignorant always procreate at a more rapid pace.



The sad part this is at a prominent office in Knoxville.

The even sadder part is the children have more teeth apiece than their parents combined. If only my BlackBerry had a camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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Old 08-21-2009, 09:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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With my wife at a prenatal appointment there is a couple who are expecting. This particulare couple also have 2 small children who are running around in Alabama attire throughout the waiting room. I see this as Exhibit #3,000,000,000 as proof that the ignorant always procreate at a more rapid pace.



The sad part this is at a prominent office in Knoxville.

The even sadder part is the children have more teeth apiece than their parents combined. If only my BlackBerry had a camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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They're probably there for state-ordered sterilization.
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Old 08-21-2009, 10:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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AMEN, my sister in law has 6 of them creatures, no job and her hubby is apart time postal worker....on top opf that she lectures my wife and I about 'financial freedom' when her parents foot the bill for EVERYTHING
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With my wife at a prenatal appointment there is a couple who are expecting. This particulare couple also have 2 small children who are running around in Alabama attire throughout the waiting room. I see this as Exhibit #3,000,000,000 as proof that the ignorant always procreate at a more rapid pace.



The sad part this is at a prominent office in Knoxville.

The even sadder part is the children have more teeth apiece than their parents combined. If only my BlackBerry had a camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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I totally understand. My former good friend who bleeds Crimson, brought his future 4th wife to meet me down here in Florida. After they invited us to the wedding,they then promptly got in a fist fight in my guest bathroom and bloodied up the walls and tore down the shower curtain. Damn, what a long drive back home to Bama after I kicked their arse out of my house. Idiots!
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Oh yeah I forgot. They still got married. Look for them on the next episode of COPS.
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Oh yeah I forgot. They still got married. Look for them on the next episode of COPS.
That'll be the episode where you see the woman hanging out the door saying... "Take his ass to jail!"
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That'll be the episode where you see the woman hanging out the door saying... "Take his ass to jail!"
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More like.."Don't arrest him, I love him".
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With my wife at a prenatal appointment there is a couple who are expecting. This particulare couple also have 2 small children who are running around in Alabama attire throughout the waiting room. I see this as Exhibit #3,000,000,000 as proof that the ignorant always procreate at a more rapid pace.



The sad part this is at a prominent office in Knoxville.

The even sadder part is the children have more teeth apiece than their parents combined. If only my BlackBerry had a camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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This is 100% true. I work with people from all over the southeast around my age (24). Fans of pretty much all SEC schools. The Bammer was the first one to have kids.
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This is 100% true. I work with people from all over the southeast around my age (24). Fans of pretty much all SEC schools. The Bammer was the first one to have kids.
And Gators last since most are gay.
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AMEN, my sister in law has 6 of them creatures, no job and her hubby is apart time postal worker....on top opf that she lectures my wife and I about 'financial freedom' when her parents foot the bill for EVERYTHING
Its nice to know that I am not the only one who has in laws like that.....
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Sounds like you are in a health clinic rather than a doctor's office.
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The woman beater I spoke of has 8 yes 8 ankle biters from 3 different baby mommas.
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Sounds like you are in a health clinic rather than a doctor's office.
That is what has had me perplexed. Who let them in here? This place needs a bouncer.
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I guess we could call him "Octo-tard"
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That is what has had me perplexed. Who let them in here? This place needs a bouncer.
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All we need is a toll booth at the state line that only accepts condoms. You can't pay what you don't have!
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