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Old 01-14-2009, 08:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
Sinaasappel is terug.
 
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This thread is dedicated to one of our board members---tncrimsonman.

He never knew his papa growing up, so I thought we'd all look for his daddy.

Here's his mom---


Wanna take a guess at which creep impregnated her?





Alabama meets France: the two worst places on Earth come together to make this guy.

gross and a mime?



could any photo better sum up why we hate this smug prick? he can't even have a sip of water without coming across as pretentious.



when you think about Saban at night, Crimson Boy, is this his O-face?



maybe Crimson Boy's daddy was on the Alabama honor roll and did clever things like this?



maybe your parents didn't meet at a football game..maybe they met at a wrestling match?



maybe your mom prefers someone with a softer side and good values---



vomiting: a new form of contraceptive



hey hey hey...i'm with a creepy guy in mime paint and a skirt at a football game...awesome?



What kind of pagan god would answer the prayers of a guy with "rammer jammer" on his forearms?

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Old 01-14-2009, 08:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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your dad's really starting to piss me off now. get a shirt on that freak.



Old Navy? more like 20 bowls of gravy---get that nit to a shower.




these nerds should've cracked open that box of "Tide" and cleaned your dad's pants. looks like he never washed them after visiting your mommy.





if only dad had stuck around...what might've been...oh...what might've been...



why do your pussy friends drink lemonade after games, and why can't they take those stupid costumes off?!?!



tncrimsonman called Alabama's BCS blowout loss to Utah---the "game of a life time"...yes, sending your seniors out with an embarrassing loss to the Mountain West, was in fact, the "game of a life time"

i think your dignity and your brain may be under your dad's skirt--why don't you go check it out?

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Old 01-14-2009, 08:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I loved every second of that
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I loved every second of that
You apparently have simple tastes. Just kidding, I joke.....
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old Navy? more like 20 bowls of gravy---get that nit to a shower.

best part.
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Things must be really slow in Murfreesboro.
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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excellent work, there is never a time of year when bashing bammers gets old. great story line by the way.
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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this pleases my hate for bammer
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Wow...Just wow...That was quite entertaining to say the least.
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nice !!! rammer jammer tattoo man is a freakin wierdo
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i feel so much better about myself and my life after viewing these pictures...


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Old 01-14-2009, 10:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Now that's some funny stuff!!!! 20 bowls of gravy... HA!!! Did anyone else notice that the weird tattoo guy had Jammer tattooed backwards?
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