Tennessee
Current coach: Butch Jones (5th season, 33-24, Hot Seat Level 10/10)
Dream hire: Jon Gruden
Though his TV gig reportedly pays him $6.5 million per year for a fraction of the workload and pressure that comes along with being a college coach, this Grumor will never die. And theres always just enough circumstantial evidence to keep it going, including showing up at a Vols game last weekend.
Of course, Grudens wife is a former Tennessee cheerleader, and his son goes to school in Knoxville, so the connections are obvious. But until Gruden actually expresses a desire to get back into coaching, and particularly at the college level where he has no relevant experience at all, its best to remain skeptical.
Sensible hire: Chad Morris
Tennessee fans are naturally drawn to the past (youll hear plenty of calls to bring back Phil Fulmer, David Cutcliffe or even try to hire Peyton Manning), but which current program should the Vols try to model? That would be Clemson, which is in the similar position of having a limited amount of in-state talent available but has established an attractive brand that draws players from Georgia, Florida and even the Northeast. Who knows how to do that better than Morris, the former Clemson offensive coordinator?
Forget his 11-19 record at SMU. He took over an absolute dumpster fire and has transformed it into a very competitive AAC outfit in fairly short order. Morris is a sharp offensive mind, blows away someone like Butch Jones in the charisma department and knows the recruiting landscape in areas like Georgia where the Vols need wins.
Entertainment value hire: Lane Kiffin
Who says you cant go home again? Even though theres no way this could happen, Kiffin isnt afraid to fan the flames. This week, in fact, he followed a parody account on Twitter called @UTCoachKiffin