OBC - "Well Butch, lass night the ole lady and I had her tots for supper. Welllll, there were some leftover so I took it upon myself to stick'em in this here left pocket. See I don't like being wasteful, Butch. Now Butch, I stuck some catsss-up from that there Chicken-fil-et in this right side so if your wantin' a lil snack before this here game then I'd be more than welcome to share."
Butch - "Oh man Steve, you showed a great demonstration commitment to your tots! But.... ehh.. I'm not interested in your wife's tots."