Charles Woodson quote on Peyton Manning

[VOLywood]

You really can't make this stuff up.

"He's eluded me for 18 years," Woodson said. "It'd be great. It'd be even better if we came out with a victory, but man, it would be great to get my hands on one of Peyton's balls."

Broncos' Peyton Manning, Charles Woodson share long history

 

[omghulkhands]

"Get my hands on one of Peyton's balls"

 

[Volsick]

 

[zeppelin128]

Uh, phrasing. LMAO

 

[vol445]

You really can't make this stuff up.



Broncos' Peyton Manning, Charles Woodson share long history

Maybe Charles would get a settlement out of it

 

[walkenvol]

You already have your hands on Peyton's Heisman trophy - do you really need one of his balls too?

 

[livefaith]

Has his trophy and now wants one of the man's balls. Greedy fellar ain't he?

Edit: Dang it wv ... Beat me by 1 minute.

 

[BIGORANGEBUBBA]

Get his hands on "one of Peyton's balls" huh

 

[davethevol]

Maybe Peyton can just teabag his hand.

 

[butchna]

Maybe Peyton can just teabag his hand.

.

 

[Rudy123]

You really can't make this stuff up.



Broncos' Peyton Manning, Charles Woodson share long history

I read the quote by Woodson. He is a prevert. He wants to get his hands on one of Mannings balls?????

 

[CA_Vol]

He said balls...

 

[VOODOO DIABLO]

who's Charles Woodson?

 

[Biopsyman]

Tender

 

[branchvol]

You already have your hands on Peyton's Heisman trophy - do you really need one of his balls too?

Nicely done Sir!!!

 

[VolsFan-TX]

CW is taking his man-crush just a bit too far.

 

[GreyWolf1129]

You already have your hands on Peyton's Heisman trophy - do you really need one of his balls too?

Almost 10 years on VN. This is by far the best post I've read. Well done!

 

[volinSmyrna]

Peyton says....

 

[PEPPERJAX]

It must suck to play for the raiders.

 

[Big Orange #1]

You really can't make this stuff up.



Broncos' Peyton Manning, Charles Woodson share long history

He must have a chart that says this is a time for only one ball not getting two balls!

 

[1orangews6]

Peyton says....

That is one of my all time favorite SNL skits. I still lmao watching.

I am sure if Woodson put in his order now Peyton could send him out a Schweddy ball sack in time for Christmas.

 

[Biopsyman]

That is one of my all time favorite SNL skits. I still lmao watching.

I am sure if Woodson put in his order now Peyton could send him out a Schweddy ball sack in time for Christmas.

"No one can resist my schweddy balls"

 

[Hacksaw]

You already have your hands on Peyton's Heisman trophy - do you really need one of his balls too?

/thread

 

[fester]

Woodson's got a little sugar in him?

 

[Jxn Vol]

/thread

This thread is nuts. I know some posters will get testy about the subject matter. I know the OP was just trying to get a rise out of some folks. Some will take it like a slap in the face.