Driving wife crazy...

[ArmyVol697]

I think I've actually watched every Vol game available on YouTube, read every article written of late and talked to anyone and everyone who will talk Tennessee football with me...does anybody know how I can get out of the dog house. She says I'm neglecting her... Blah blah blah. I told her if she would come to bed in a jersey, then that might help. No luck.

I'm so very ready for some Tennessee football, I can't take the wait.

Go Big Orange!

 

[USCGVOL]

Threaten her with divorce if she doesn't get used to putting on that jersey.

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

I have made the jersey request on several occasions as well. Why can't they get on board with this?

 

[montanatenn]

I think I've actually watched every Vol game available on YouTube, read every article written of late and talked to anyone and everyone who will talk Tennessee football with me...does anybody know how I can get out of the dog house. She says I'm neglecting her... Blah blah blah. I told her if she would come to bed in a jersey, then that might help. No luck.

I'm so very ready for some Tennessee football, I can't take the wait.

Go Big Orange!

Don't read anything on here for a week. Then come back on and you'll wonder WTF you were doing on here to start with.

 

[ArmyVol697]

I'm a divorce lawyer and I'm pretty sure that in 1998 the legislature had added that (not wearing the jersey to bed at husband's request) to the Tennessee Code as a viable grounds for divorce. Thanks, I'll remind her.

 

[MAD]

I'm getting desperate, even watched this.
I admit I enjoyed it.
THE TENNESSEE VAULTS: ALOHA, TENNESSEE
A classic from the VFL Films Vault, this feature documents the 1975 Volunteers, and a road trip to the South Pacific
https://vimeo.com/126130728

 

[montanatenn]

I think I've actually watched every Vol game available on YouTube, read every article written of late and talked to anyone and everyone who will talk Tennessee football with me...does anybody know how I can get out of the dog house. She says I'm neglecting her... Blah blah blah. I told her if she would come to bed in a jersey, then that might help. No luck.

I'm so very ready for some Tennessee football, I can't take the wait.

Go Big Orange!

Or request a thong to go with the jersey. She'll try to find one to fit you.

 

[ArmyVol697]

I'm getting desperate, even watched this.
I admit I enjoyed it.
THE TENNESSEE VAULTS: ALOHA, TENNESSEE
A classic from the VFL Films Vault, this feature documents the 1975 Volunteers, and a road trip to the South Pacific
https://vimeo.com/126130728

I thought I couldn't get any worse. Now I know I can.

 

[ArmyVol697]

Or request a thong to go with the jersey. She'll try to find one to fit you.

Maybe a checkered board design would do, with a Power T on the back. I'll call Nike and sell this idea!

 

[joevol33]

Just my opinion, but I don't want my wife coming to bed wearing a jersey that makes me think of a man.
*not that there's anything wrong with that*

 

[montanatenn]

Maybe a checkered board design would do, with a Power T on the back.

I just can't figure how the T will work.

 

[montanatenn]

Just my opinion, but I don't want my wife coming to bed wearing a jersey that makes me think of a man.
*not that there's anything wrong with that*

Maybe a cute little heart instead of a number.

 

[joevol33]

Maybe a cute little heart instead of a number.

That'll work!

 

[ArmyVol697]

I just can't figure how the T will work.

In the back, at the "y" or anywhere for that matter.

 

[orangeluvr]

Fall practice starts 8/4.

 

[montanatenn]

In the back, at the "y" or anywhere for that matter.

Only a Vol could come up with that.

 

[ArmyVol697]

Any of these will do.

 

[montanatenn]

Good night.

 

[CA_Vol]

No wonder she's been calling me so often lately...

 

[ArmyVol697]

I bet no one has done this before on VN. Freak, I should get some free tickets or something.

 

[ArmyVol697]

No wonder she's been calling me so often lately...

Fantasy football...

 

[SmokeMSJ]

Just my opinion, but I don't want my wife coming to bed wearing a jersey that makes me think of a man.
*not that there's anything wrong with that*

Yeah, I don't think my wife putting on a Albert Haynesworth throwback jersey is going to put me in the mood.

 

[peyton4heisman]

If you truly want out of the dog house, I would start by not being HERE.

JMO

 

[dduncan4163]

I'm getting desperate, even watched this.
I admit I enjoyed it.
THE TENNESSEE VAULTS: ALOHA, TENNESSEE
A classic from the VFL Films Vault, this feature documents the 1975 Volunteers, and a road trip to the South Pacific
https://vimeo.com/126130728

Ever notice how people in their late teens and early 20s looked like 30 and even 40 year olds today?

 

[dduncan4163]

It must be because of the hair styles back then