why we beat the cocks this year

[DD4ME]

10. They're flat. Those Cocks came up short against the kitties last week.

9. Cocks are missing their best pair from last year.

8. They'll be wearing all black and they're looking pretty blue.

7. VolNation is ready for a big one.

6. Although we started young Team 118 has been beating on the door all year. They know how to handle the pressure.

5. Our D is better and bigger than theirs

4. We have a strong new arm ready to go

3. Our new arm can also use his feet

2. A fresh BJ > an Ole Ball anyday

1. We always beat those cocks

 

[NorthDallas40]

Damn near spit my bourbon and coke up when I read the title...

Edit: lol Jesus Christ I guess I should have followed thru after reading it too!!

 

[DD4ME]

I'm comfortable enough in my manhood to admit I'd love to watch us beat em.

 

[American Pig]

OP, this title is questionable.
Do we really want a reputation for this?

 

[TAF]

We're Number 1! We're Number 1!

Now..what about the game on Saturday night?

 

[MEDVOL]

 

[fade route]

Just hope our Oline holds up and keeps the cocks from getting penetration

 

[NorthDallas40]

OP, this title is questionable.

There have been plays on this all week long. Hell a lot of their own sportswear does it too

 

[wcm100690]

Remember last year all it took was one hand to beat the cocks. Imagine what we could do with two.

 

[Creeker]

Just hope our Oline holds up and keeps the cocks from getting penetration

True, we do need some protection.

 

[alexbond45]

Their team is limp this year.

 

[Wilson27]

One would think that beating the cocks would be easier if they weren't up for it this weekend. However, it is almost impossible to beat the cocks when they are down.

 

[Other_Guy]

If you switch defensive woes of SC for offense...
The same reason we qere gonna beat the Gators right?
Dkont worry I think we take em.

 

[fade route]

If you switch defensive woes of SC for offense...
The same reason we qere gonna beat the Gators right?
Dkont worry I think we take em.

You ever get the feeling everyone's in on a joke except you?

 

[wcm100690]

You ever get the feeling everyone's in on a joke except you?

Thread was gaining some momentum then here comes the Other Guy.

 

[volsack7]

 

[NorthDallas40]

If you switch defensive woes of SC for offense...
The same reason we qere gonna beat the Gators right?
Dkont worry I think we take em.

Double entendre - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

 

[Special Ed]

I'm looking forward to a Happy Ending.

 

[NorthDallas40]

You ever get the feeling everyone's in on a joke except you?

too obvious.... too too obvious...

 

[thebjd]

Just hope our Oline holds up and keeps the cocks from getting penetration

We need to take advantage of our tight ends to offset any of the cocks coming around the end trying to get backdoor pressure.

 

[DaphneVol]

Many see this game as a push?

 

[DD4ME]

Our Bajakian Off is gaining momentum

 

[orange4ever]

the main reason to beat the cocks this year is because it feels good to beat the cocks.

 

[thebjd]

Beating the cocks doesn't happen as much as it did in the good old days.

 

[chargervol]

inch:
Their D is flaccid. We just need to get our hands on the ball and find a receiver.