Ok here goes....

[themoodystwo]

Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?

 

[Christian Lowe]

Ball boy

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Easy. WR coach.

 

[SGMVols]

Shower discipline coordinator.

 

[f77f00]

Shower Monitor / Discipline Ensurer.

 

[FalcoVol]

Guarding the orange dog.

 

[C1500]

Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?

Clean up duty for Smokey.

 

[Slydell]

Cleaning showers and growing cactus for the department of plant science.

 

[dsvol]

Smokey's potty rug.

 

[SigSaurP228]

Contract lawyer. He obviously sucked at everything else but he sure knew what he was doing when it came contract time.

 

[Chilmonty]

A job that suits his abilities, like Porta Potty Manager on game days! :blink:



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[vols 30]

O-line coach, because he couldn't do no worse. Could he?

 

[Kook]

recruiting coordinator

 

[newokie03]

Shower and Bamboo Coordinator.

 

[bullet20]

O-line recruiter.........................For bama

 

[Remy]

Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?

Frat row butt chug coordinator.

 

[99bubble]

Perfect spot for him? He has to sit at the complex door and check in every single freaking former VFL coming back to visit! But he can't get in the building himself.

 

[VolAllen]

You're*

 

[orange parmejohn]

I would make him the liaison between the university and high school coaches.

 

[Vol Revolver]

Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?

Put him on the road recruiting the OLinemen he forgot to sign in 2012.

Not 1 freaking Lineman, Dools? Really?

 

[DownTheField]

Grundle cleaner.

 

[vol-un-tear]

Assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant get back coach

 

[juggernaUT]

Jock strap and cup tester

 

[jerseydevilvol]

Justin Worley's stunt double.

 

[FiremedicVOL127]

I'd make him a "insider" to the staff and make him get on volnation and lead these other negavols with throwin the players n coaches under the bus, ya know spreadin the love. That was the only thing he was good at when he was here.