Twas the night before #FireMarkRicht

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Twas the night before #BeatGeorgia

Twas the night before the Showdown and all round Athens
Not a Bulldog was stirring, not even that god-forsaken UGA
The sholderpads were hung by the lockers with care
In hope of a national Title to appear

The players were all snuggled all quiet in their dorms
Except for the partiers, but that was the norm
Me in my Orange pajamas and peyton jersey
Had just settled down to watch finebaum on DVR, not really

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter,
Away to the window I flew like Eric Berry
Hoping to see more than Gurley the Fairy

And what to my wondering eyes did appear
But Coach, AJ & Curt and all the Vol Players
More rapid than CP his players they came
And he barked and screamed and called them by name

On Worley, On Lane, On North and On Pig
On Medley, On Darr, On Hurd to the Gig
I’m sure you all know, but I’ll give you a reason
We’ll gut those Damn Dawgs and ruin their season

And Coach lept in air and gave his players a yell
And gathered round to send Georgia to hell
And I heard Coach exclaim as he ran out of sight,
Whip Dey Ass to all and to all a Good Night.

#FireMarkRicht
 
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Don't know much about prose or poetry....but if GA finds a way to lose then Richt will certainly find himself squarely in the Hot Seat ! Nothing could be better for TN. It is so easy to troll GA fans if we win tomorrow...just say- You can't beat Nick, you can't beat the Visor, can't beat Gus, lost to Les, lost to James F., lost to Mizzu, now a loss to TN who is on the way back.....his A$$ will get Fired and UGA will be just like UF, UT, and Bama after long time coaches are removed...searching !
 
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Here. I'll try.

"Your poetry was good, though albeit a little wordy,
All I want tomorrow is to shut up ZeroDarkThirty."
 
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