The Unofficial Official make Fun of Utah State Thread

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governmentmule

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Q: What do you get when you crossbreed Utah State football and a groundhog?

A: Six more weeks of bad football!



Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Utah?

A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.


Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Utah?

A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.


Q: What did the Utah State Aggie get on his SAT?
A: Drool.


I know unoriginal,but somebody has to start it :hi:
 
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Famous Alum of Utah State..... I find this funny.. take this beat down back to Washington..
 

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I wouldn't be caught dead in Utah. There's tons of crime, filth, and a general sense of depression that comes with the uninspired natural surroundings.
 
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Q: What do you get when you crossbreed Utah State football and a groundhog?

A: Six more weeks of bad football!



Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Utah?

A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.


Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Utah?

A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.


Q: What did the Utah State Aggie get on his SAT?
A: Drool.


I know unoriginal,but somebody has to start it :hi:



Knock knock: who's there? Terrible. Terrible who? Terrible thread.
 
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I must admit that polygamy in Utah is more appealing than the tradition of marrying aunts, uncles, and cousins in bama.
 
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