Jamal Lewis

[thebjd]

Originally Posted by fade route

Does your son like your avi?

If he doesn't now, he will.

[SCvol333]

Originally Posted by Spartacavolus

Not a hof player.

21st all time in rushing yards, SuperBowl winner, 1 of 6 men to rush for 2,000 yards, member of all decade team, AFC POY

i bet your wrong

[DL916]

Originally Posted by UTVOLKeith

sorry dont think thats his kid

Haha awesome. Now you're going to have everyone else trying to come up with a better joke.

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Originally Posted by WoodsmanVol

It's no mere excuse, though and yep, it hurt BAD. Got the scar to prove it.

Now, let me tell you about Shirley. She's one of those big rawbone gals, not fat, just big. Was a body builder with all the muscle in the right places and it's still there. What I'm saying is one doesn't presume to mess with her. She's no meek little thing and she's freaking smart, detective smart. If I ring duck to get away with some hankypanky, I'd be dealing with 160lbs of 6'2" angry half Kiowa woman. I'd win a fight but she'd get some solid licks in. She once knocked a dude out cold in an Albertson grocery store in Flagstaff who "accidentally" rubbed against her boobs. Wasn't a sucker punch either, told him what she was going to do, he gave her some lip. Before I could come over and deal with it, it was over.

Then there's the anti-man attitudes of courts that would give her everything and have me living on the streets. I don't like jewelry, she does, we live in peace with my decision. If it was a problem, you can be darn sure she'd let me know. You also be darn sure I'd listen to her.

Ok?

[Biopsyman]

That 2000 yard season took a lot out of him

[BuckheadVol1]

Originally Posted by WoodsmanVol

It's no mere excuse, though and yep, it hurt BAD. Got the scar to prove it.

Now, let me tell you about Shirley. She's one of those big rawbone gals, not fat, just big. Was a body builder with all the muscle in the right places and it's still there. What I'm saying is one doesn't presume to mess with her. She's no meek little thing and she's freaking smart, detective smart. If I ring duck to get away with some hankypanky, I'd be dealing with 160lbs of 6'2" angry half Kiowa woman. I'd win a fight but she'd get some solid licks in. She once knocked a dude out cold in an Albertson grocery store in Flagstaff who "accidentally" rubbed against her boobs. Wasn't a sucker punch either, told him what she was going to do, he gave her some lip. Before I could come over and deal with it, it was over.

Then there's the anti-man attitudes of courts that would give her everything and have me living on the streets. I don't like jewelry, she does, we live in peace with my decision. If it was a problem, you can be darn sure she'd let me know. You also be darn sure I'd listen to her.

Great story! I thought my wife was muscular/athletic but damn! Marcie is almost 5'10" and weighs 145. I would win as well but does not mean I am scared of her. LOL

[Spartacavolus]

Originally Posted by SCvol333

21st all time in rushing yards, SuperBowl winner, 1 of 6 men to rush for 2,000 yards, member of all decade team, AFC POY

i bet your wrong

I believe his season will somehow be in the HOF, but don't believe he will have his own bust and induction day

[Blake25p]

Originally Posted by SCvol333

21st all time in rushing yards, SuperBowl winner, 1 of 6 men to rush for 2,000 yards, member of all decade team, AFC POY

i bet your wrong

He's in the Hall of very good, just not HoF

[molsen81]

Originally Posted by ncvol17

Jamal was a lot of fun to watch...we could use a clone

That was supposed to have been Jabari Davis.

[Escape Goat]

Originally Posted by Scotty's Flat Top

Ok?

Dude is one of the weirdest folks on here. He has a great imagination though.

[Escape Goat]

Nothing like a woman who goes around picking fights in a grocery store. I prefer my women to wear dresses, not Brass knuckles
Or a moose knuckle in this case.

Originally Posted by WoodsmanVol

It's no mere excuse, though and yep, it hurt BAD. Got the scar to prove it.

Now, let me tell you about Shirley. She's one of those big rawbone gals, not fat, just big. Was a body builder with all the muscle in the right places and it's still there. What I'm saying is one doesn't presume to mess with her. She's no meek little thing and she's freaking smart, detective smart. If I ring duck to get away with some hankypanky, I'd be dealing with 160lbs of 6'2" angry half Kiowa woman. I'd win a fight but she'd get some solid licks in. She once knocked a dude out cold in an Albertson grocery store in Flagstaff who "accidentally" rubbed against her boobs. Wasn't a sucker punch either, told him what she was going to do, he gave her some lip. Before I could come over and deal with it, it was over.

Then there's the anti-man attitudes of courts that would give her everything and have me living on the streets. I don't like jewelry, she does, we live in peace with my decision. If it was a problem, you can be darn sure she'd let me know. You also be darn sure I'd listen to her.

[UTFanForLife]

Clemson getting everyone!