Oh, wow! You must be, like, some sort of magical message board mind reader who can discern the character flaws of every poster and draw them out to expose their inner weaknesses!
That was soooo brilliantly executed, the way you pretended to act like an ignorant punk with a reading comprehension deficit when you were really just stringing me out all along. Seriously, you had everyone convinced. And I walked right into your genius trap. I can't wait to see your next bit of rhetorical jujitsu. You're awesome, dude!