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Old 10-28-2005, 09:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My co-workers are ragging me today with Tennessee jokes. I need help.....please post any Gamecock jokes you might know.


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Old 10-28-2005, 09:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How come Gamecocks don't drink Kool-Aid?
Because thay can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in the little package
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Did you hear about the South Carolina fan that locked his keys in his car?
He couldn't get his family out.
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
On the South Carolina campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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So There is a Vol fan, Memphis fan, and a Gamecocks fan. They're checking in to a hotel. TheVol fan signs his name, John Doe LLP. The clerk asked what it meant and he said he was a lawyer. The Memphis fan signed his name Jack Smith MD. Again the clerk asked what the initials meant. He said he was a doctor.
Then when the Gamecock fan signed his name he signed Michael Johnson SI. The clerk, bewildered asked what SI meant. The Gamecock fan looking annoyed said he majored in civil engineering!
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Thank you!!!! Keep 'em coming.
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Here is a good post of the "History" of South Carolina Football

http://orangejack.blogspot.com/2004/11/thi...a-football.html

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Old 10-29-2005, 11:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You cant spell handcuffs without usc
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Why did the South Carolina graduates partyy fail?

He lost the recipe for ice cubes.
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Old 10-19-2006, 12:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2006, 04:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Their nickname is the 'Cocks.

There is no shortage of material.
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Old 10-20-2006, 09:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yeah, Johnny Majors thought he was hilarious in 1992.
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Trust me . . . Johnny Majors didn't think ANYTHING was hilarious in 1992.
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Trust me . . . Johnny Majors didn't think ANYTHING was hilarious in 1992.
Hey, one chuckle over a 13 year period ain't bad.

Any Gamecock fan that is trying to get Cocky with a Vols fan only needs to be reminded of the record since we entered the conference.

With that said, I'm sure I'll find something stupid to say this week.
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