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03-30-2007, 01:28 AM
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| If you could coach any team in any sport...
If you could coach any team, in any sport, college or professional (other than UT athletics) what team would it be? | 
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03-30-2007, 01:35 AM
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| | 2003 all over again.
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| Florida Basketball. I'd bench Noah. | 
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03-30-2007, 01:37 AM
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| | save faildozer
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| Miami or USC football. | |
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03-30-2007, 01:39 AM
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| | 2003 all over again.
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| Miami Football after the year they had last year? Surely you jest. | |
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03-30-2007, 01:48 AM
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| The Detroit Lions. I couldn't be any worse, and I'm guaranteed a gig for at least 3 or 4 years too long.
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03-30-2007, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by tidwell  The Detroit Lions. I couldn't be any worse, and I'm guaranteed a gig for at least 3 or 4 years too long. | And you could pull at least a coordinator job elsewhere afterwards. Still pays decent.
I'd coach the Cleveland Cavaliers. It's pretty clear King James is the coach of that team right now, and that Brown just sits back and collects a decent paycheck.
That's my lazy answer.
My real answer is UCLA football. It's a fantastic school with decent facilities, a great talent pool in California, and a university, boosters and fan base apathetic enough that they won't crucify you for messing up.
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Originally Posted by The Dude Okay, I see. Are you in college, pothead. | | |
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03-30-2007, 03:59 AM
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| The University of Hawaii's Women's Beach Volleyball team...
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03-30-2007, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by MG1968 The University of Hawaii's Women's Beach Volleyball team... | I think that'd be the fastest firing in the history of all employment.
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Originally Posted by The Dude Okay, I see. Are you in college, pothead. | | |
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03-30-2007, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by milohimself I think that'd be the fastest firing in the history of all employment. | hey, I'm just looking for one good locker room scene...
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03-30-2007, 04:31 AM
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| | VN Night Watch
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| I don't think you could get through the press conference without grabbing somebody's behind.
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Originally Posted by The Dude Okay, I see. Are you in college, pothead. | | |
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03-30-2007, 08:33 AM
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| | In Mourning
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| Virginia or Syracuse Lacrosse or anything for the Naval Academy since I come from a Navy Family
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03-30-2007, 08:43 AM
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| | Just Win Baby
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| I would say Miami or USC too. The recruits basically fall in your lap and the media loves you. | |
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03-30-2007, 11:01 AM
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| | Wave yo hands in the aiya
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Originally Posted by JZVOL I would say Miami or USC too. The recruits basically fall in your lap and the media loves you. | didn't miami just unload a guy with a nat'l champioship ring and one other appearance? | |
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03-30-2007, 11:03 AM
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| | Still keeping VN honest..
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| i would have liked to have coached any of the following teams:
92 cowboys
96 bulls
99 yankees?
did those teams really need a coach? it would have just been fun watching, and collecting a big pay check. 
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| | Sackless!
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