"Heck, I'd been in Iraq for a week, eight days, so you miss your wife. I kind of wanted her to wake up. I kind of skooch over by her and nudge her a bit."
His wife wasn't taking the bait and asked Miles what he was doing.
"Maybe you'll want to wake up and TALK," Miles said with a wink-wink to a crowded room of reporters. "Well, she was mad. She rolled over, looked at me, gathered her wits and says, 'So tell me, who you going to play at quarterback?'"
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT YOUR WIFE PUNKED YOU LIKE THAT!!!!!!?????