Bill Walton Quotes

[Bill Walton]

"Anytime you bring Michael Olowokandi onto your team, disaster is soon to follow."

[GAVol]

"Just hORRRRRIble"

[OrangeSquare]

I HATE BILL WALTON!!!!!!

[OrangeSquare]

The last thing I heard him say was... "arrg poidrshgp fdlkghj" and that's because, he talks like he has a sack of balls in his mouth.

[tidwell]

Bill Walton rules. Any time he's broadcasting a game it becomes 10 times better.

Throw it dooowwwwwwwwn.

“Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody – from any planet!”

"Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards."

“John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!”

"Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet!"

“Eric Piatkowski makes perhaps the greatest defensive play in Clipper history!”

“Tonight the Spurs look to extend their lead to 3-0 over the Lakers. This time, however, they will have to do it on the Lakers’ home court. Duncan and Shaq have been magnificent for both teams, but so far the edge has gone to San Antonio. However, the real story line that awaits us tonight in Los Angeles is whether or not Kobe Bryant will actually throw a pass!”

"Tony Parker just made the worst pass... in the history of Western Civilization!"

“Oh my, Kobe is really putting on a show out there. He’s making Ray Allen look like a sixth grader!”

"What a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgrace tonight. And he deserved it."

"Why would the Pacers ever double-team Larry Johnson? He wants to be double-teamed so he can pass. Why is Indiana double-teaming a man who only scores 8 points a game?"

"Memo to Paul Pierce and Antoine Walker: Couldn't you wait until at least the All-Star break to have the franchise suffer its worse loss in its storied history? Bill Russell just called looking for an address to send his 11 championship rings back to the Celtics because he is so disappointed."

[tidwell]

And more...

"That was the worst execution of the fast break in the history of the Trail Blazer franchise"

"All Don Nelson can do is shake his head and ask what has happened to our once beautiful team?"

"This Portland team is nothing more than a band of pranksters."

"Show some respect to this living legend, this hall of famer...Arvydas Sabonis."

"Sabonis is the epitome of competitive greatness."

"A huge Chinese population here in... Houston."

"He even flew in his hairdresser, Celeste, so not only does Jermaine ONeal look pretty, he's looking to play pretty tonight."

"He's been working out in the off-season, on that incredible computer generated body he has."

"Look at Horace's shoes, arent they a thing of beauty?"

"Shaq with the monster throwdown, the basket just reverberating."

"You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightening bolt flashed before him."

"You talk about Shaq as a ballerina, what a pirouette from Yao!"

[mattvols]

hahahaha gotta love Bill Walton

[Bill Walton]

"Richard Jefferson is the greatest athlete in the history of college basketball."

[Bill Walton]

Walton: "That was the most athletic play in the history of the NBA."
Steve Jones: "In the entire history of the NBA, Bill?"
Walton: "Well, of this season."
Steve Jones: "Really? Of this whole season?"
Walton: "Well, of this playoff series."

[Bill Walton]

Some more:

"Throw it down, big fella! Throw it down!"

"Shandon Anderson is the greatest role player in the history of the NBA Finals."

"Dikembe Mutombo has once again restored order to the universe."

"Fewer athletes have endeavored the lost art of bigmanasity better than big man Shaquille O'Neal, who of course we all know is the most dominant player in the game.... period..."

"I think that ball just blew up. And yes, my hair is a-flame!"

"College basketball is NOT about forearm shivers to the back or knees to the groin. It's about footwork and balance."

[Bill Walton]

And even more:

"A lot of people understand what not saying anything means, so, in effect, not saying anything is really saying a lot.”

"But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.”

Whenever the refs aren't up to Bill's standards: “Why even have a rulebook?”

On Rasheed Wallace: "He's like a four-armed Dikembe Mutombo around the basket!"

“Yao Ming is the best thing to happen to the NBA in a long time. He is just a beautiful person inside and out. The vision, the creativity, the gentleness of spirit … he has it all.”

"Did you see that? It must be the Scottish pudding!!"

[GAVol]

How about this one:

"Ow! My foot!"

[Bill Walton]

As you can probably tell, I am bored:

"What hath God wrought -- Todd MacCulloch has changed his name."

"Save some for later? Balderdash, this is the playoffs!"

"One thing comes to mind when I see Boris Diaw play, and that is the Age of Romanticism."

[mattvols]

how about this one
"Hi, i'm Bill Walton"

[Volunteersfan]

haha, bill