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Old 09-20-2010, 08:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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had to be drunk, he was slurring his words like no other tonight. That, and the fact that he is annoying as hell.
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Never understood the icon status of Chris Berman. He was sort of a novelty on Sports Center in the 80s. Everything after that has been underwhelming.
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Old 09-20-2010, 11:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Never understood the icon status of Chris Berman. He was sort of a novelty on Sports Center in the 80s. Everything after that has been underwhelming.
WOOP!

Then here's another shot at tackling him and....

WOOP!

I'm with you. Annoying as hell.
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Old 09-21-2010, 03:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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His antics get old quick
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Not only do I find his shtick annoying, but it turns out he is a huge a-hole to boot.

Someone posted some videos on here a couple of years ago that show him being an incredible douchebag.

Not sure if any of the links still work, but here is the thread.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/sport...loses-his.html
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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this guy jumped the shark like 20 years ago.
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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this guy jumped the shark like 20 years ago.
Agree, he has his novelty 5 minutes 25 years ago, nobody has the heart to tell him that the parties over.
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You know you are on the cutting edge when you are doing your song and dance for Applebees commercials.
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:34 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm sure he will continue to take ESPN'S millions and not change his stick.....
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Its a shame that ALF didnt make it out of the 80's but the Berman schtick did.
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Old 09-22-2010, 09:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Its a shame that ALF didnt make it out of the 80's but the Berman schtick did.
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I took the initiative to forward this post to all the major networks....we'll have a reboot in 6-8 weeks.
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Old 09-22-2010, 09:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Never understood the icon status of Chris Berman.
Neither did George "Taco" Bell.
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Old 09-22-2010, 09:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Neither did George "Taco" Bell.
Nor Bert "be home" Blyleven.
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Old 09-22-2010, 09:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
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"Coming up ,.........ON..........Tha Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz, we're going OUT,....to LAM---BO--FIELD, where the Packers are taking ON the Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee men, and this one was no contest, Eli Manning flushed from the pocket WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Takes it in himself from 5 yards out, and then on the return, UH OHHHHHHHHHH, the Pack goes,...rumblin stumblin,.....FUMBLE!!!! and the New York Giants recover. Your thoughts on that Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuws? Never mind, theres no time. On the very next play, from their 22, Eli with the pass,.....over the miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddle. TOuchdown!!!!

So, Eli and company with an easy one, there in Green Bay, but next week, they head west to face, Tha Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiderz.

Until then, thats all for this weeks episode OFFFFFFFFFFFF, Tha Bliiiiiiitz. Now its Back,back,back,back,back,back,back to you Stewart."

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"Coming up ,.........ON..........Tha Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz, we're going OUT,....to LAM---BO--FIELD, where the Packers are taking ON the Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee men, and this one was no contest, Eli Manning flushed from the pocket WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Takes it in himself from 5 yards out, and then on the return, UH OHHHHHHHHHH, the Pack goes,...rumblin stumblin,.....FUMBLE!!!! and the New York Giants recover. Your thoughts on that Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuws? Never mind, theres no time. On the very next play, from their 22, Eli with the pass,.....over the miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddle. TOuchdown!!!!

So, Eli and company with an easy one, there in Green Bay, but next week, they head west to face, Tha Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiderz.

Until then, thats all for this weeks episode OFFFFFFFFFFFF, Tha Bliiiiiiitz. Now its Back,back,back,back,back,back,back to you Stewart."

- Chris douchebag Berman.

Haha, well done.

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