The Hunting Thread

[jspvol76]

Got my trail cams out, hoping to see a few good ones when I check this weekend.

[volinreallife]

Dad just got two. I hate the state of tennessee for letting these things go.

[punkcat]

My target for September. The date is wrong on the camera, this pic is from two weeks ago.

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[jspvol76]

Nice, I'm hopefully checking mine this weekend.

[mcompton]

4 weeks from Thursday and I'll be heading from West Texas to Crossville for the opening of bow season. Can't wait. Hope my avy shows up...

[jspvol76]

Good luck! I will be hunting in Williamson County.

[punkcat]

After the Fla. game, thank God deer season starts next week.

[xJesusx56]

I saw a monster crossing the road by Edwin Warner park coming back from Nashville the other night. Probably going to be hard for someone to get him tho.

[mcompton]

Leaving for Crossville Thursday night at 10:30. Will be at the cabin around 4 pm on Friday. Looks like the weather is going to cooperate. Now I need the deer to cooperate...

[mcompton]

Bow season opens in 48 hours

[punkcat]

Originally Posted by punkcat

My target for September. The date is wrong on the camera, this pic is from two weeks ago.

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I got a shot at him at dusk tonight. I don't know whether I hit him. I will return in the morning to find the arrow. I won't sleep a wink.

[punkcat]

Originally Posted by punkcat

I got a shot at him at dusk tonight. I don't know whether I hit him. I will return in the morning to find the arrow. I won't sleep a wink.

Found the arrow. No blood or hair. Clean. At least he's still walking around.

[vol_in_ar]

means another opportunity
good luck

[WA_Vol]

Originally Posted by mcompton

Bow season opens in 48 hours

MCompton, have you read this?

Scientific Study Links Hunters To Small Penis Syndrome - On The Left

Apparently scientists have found a genetic link between hunting and small penis size.

Dimunitive Male Genitalia Disorder

Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD) has, until this month, been considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-suspected link between hunting and unusually small penis size has been established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization (DMGDRO). The DMGDRO has conducted an extensive two-year study on men with diminutive male genitalia disorder.
Lead by Mike Streams and Brian Upchurch, who began their collaboration on human sexuality research while undergraduate students at Johns Hopkins University, DMGDRO is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists interested in the study of male sexual disorders and dysfunction. Having identified the genetic disorder linking small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive pleasurable sensations from killing in a controlled environment without fear of personal harm (as differentiated from war or fighting back in an attack by a human being), also known as “controlled victim” aggression manifestation, Streams and Upchurch believe that there may be ways to combat men's feelings of inadequacy and curb some of the destructive behaviors that such men engage in as coping mechanisms.
“It's really quite interesting,” Dr. Streams says. “Like much folklore, it appears that, certainly in this case, there is a foundation in fact. This is the first time that research has been conducted on men who hunt, and it shows quite definitively that the link between what we are calling ‘the thrill of the kill' and a smaller-than-average penis is statistically significant."
Initial tests conducted on mice and rabbits proved inconclusive, but subsequent human test subjects showed what Dr. Upchurch calls “staggering results.” The subjects ranged from having a slight abnormality in penis size to a “pubis innyus” or inverted male pubic region. As data were gathered, the numbers revealed a discrepancy so great that it seemed to suggest a genetic mutation. By tracing what has been identified as the “DMGD gene,” an abnormality was discovered on the 21 st chromosome. Further investigation proved that this abnormality is consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small reproductive organs and “controlled victim” aggression manifestation. Drs. Streams and Upchurch and their colleagues theorize that an extreme case of DMGD may have been to blame in the 2004 Sawyer County, Wisconsin, incident in which a hunter went on a rampage, shooting at a group of other hunters and killing six of them.
Reaction from participants has been positive, and subjects described the results as liberating and a relief to finally be able to label their problem as a legitimate medical disorder.
Dr. Upchurch reports, “The first step in the treatment of a disorder is to understand its origins. We are pleased to have crossed that important threshold.”

[hndog609]

Originally Posted by WA_Vol

MCompton, have you read this?

Scientific Study Links Hunters To Small Penis Syndrome - On The Left

Considering this is, at least, the 3rd time you've posted this April Fools joke put out by PETA (the last time as recent as June) one has to wonder if you're simply slow (the same hoax, from '05 no less, posted over and over is still funny) or you have an unhealthy fascination with hunter's penes.

If you need a hetero outlet for this weird hunter thing you've got going I suggest Kristy Lee Cook.