The Neverending Story..

#1
OWB

OWB

Never
Staff member
Joined
Oct 16, 2004
Messages
47,161
Likes
834
#1
Okay, this might be a good one...

A poster will write a short segment of the story, about one or two sentences at the most, or even as short as one or two words. Length isn't an issue, as long as it isn't too long. The next poster will then continue on the story in the same fashion.

So I will start our story.....


There once was a man with a time machine and he.....
 
#2
#2
Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Apr 23, 2005 5:56 AM
Okay, this might be a good one...

A poster will post a write a short segment of the story, about one or two sentences, or even as short as one or two words. Length isn't an issue, as long as it isn't too long. The next poster will then continue on the story in the same fashion.

So I will start our story.....


There once was a man with a time machine.....
Click to expand...

Unfortunately, he couldn't exactly be sure what that meant.

Sure, he had this machine, and right there in the middle of it was this label that said, "Time Machine".

The problem was, he hadn't built it, he'd inherited it. Worse, he'd inherited it from his Mother-in-Law. Worse still, he was pretty sure that whatever constants of the universe the Time Machine might contradict, they didn't include his Mother-in-Law's oft-stated oath to continue screwing him even from beyond the grave.

Yet, when he'd put the second half of his inheritance, his Mother-in-Law's weepy-eyed little rat-dog Beauragard into the thing and flipped the switch, said half-order of bad chinese food had promptly disappeared. Never to return.

Obviously, whatever it actually did, the machine worked.







 
#3
#3
SO he wondered what he should do with the Machine. He had an open weekened with nothing to do. Should he try it out? or should he just leave the phenominal machince alone?
 
#4
#4
Being male, having a big decision to make, and having a whole free weekend to make it in, naturally step one on his game-plan was the liqour store and a fifth of cheap vodka.

If nothing else, Beauragard deserved a proper wake.

At the time, he'd just stopped to grab some cigs as an afterthought. Grabbing the bag of cheetos while he was at it had barely registered.

Yet on such things, they say, the wide world turns....
 
#5
#5
Originally posted by MemphisVol@Apr 23, 2005 8:18 AM
Being male, having a big decision to make, and having a whole free weekend to make it in, naturally step one on his game-plan was the liqour store and a fifth of cheap vodka.

If nothing else, Beauragard deserved a proper wake.

At the time, he'd just stopped to grab some cigs as an afterthought. Grabbing the bag of cheetos while he was at it had barely registered.

Yet on such things, they say, the wide world turns....
Click to expand...

...around. And as the man looks over his shoulder, he sees Toddbond!!!! Stunned, the man beats him with his own shoes...
 
#6
#6
Being resistant to conventional weapons, little toddy (as his folks called him) ignored his attacker and began to speak to him in gibberish. It was this act that caused the man to...
 
#7
#7
...kidnap toddbond and make him sit through a 3rd graders English class. After which, the man decided to hit Toddbond in the head with good ol' Marrian Webster. After a good while....
 
#8
#8
he realized that he better stop beating bond because he was already dead. Killed by a dictionary nonetheless. He started worrying about what he should do with the body and remembered that he had a time machine at home that did something, so he...
 
#9
#9
spent the next three weeks in morning bc he wasnt able to reach 1000 posts. Because of the tremendous guilt, Milo.......
 
#10
#10
turned over part of his posts to the man to help him through his grief. The man jumped in a joyous yell and accidently knocked the time machine over, it began to hum and the man noticed that the date said....
 
#11
#11
12/24/1976. It took him 3 hours to rig something up to help him get the machine upright again. When he was done, he got a glass of water and stood there staring at the machine wondering if it really works right. Still worried, he decided to pull bonds corpse out the trunk and put it into the machine. After the body was secured, he pressed the start button, quickly shut the door and.....
 
#12
#12
the next thing he knew he and todd's corpse were at LIO's 2005 football kickoff party, everyone was there....
 
#13
#13
Just then the corpse started to move . . . . Toddbond was ALIVE and the site of a Volnation get together enraged him. He had always warned that he became dangerous when he was angry and sure enough he had risen from the dead and was poised to wreak havoc on the party.

Todd wasted no time in barging in the front door. When he entered the house, the first person he saw was . . .
 
#14
#14
Jr, in blind rage he lunged for Jr's Ginzu knife and painfully drew back a bloody knub....
 
#15
#15
When all of a sudden, U-T kicks down the door wearing fatigues and toting a M-16. U-T takes aim and shoots the bloody nub causing bond to drop the knife and scream in pain. Then...
 
#17
#17
and that is just what he does. Laying on the floor, he grabs LIO's ankle and starts biting it. LIO screams for help, but everyone is too busy eating the tasty cake that she baked for the party. So she....
 
#18
#18
jabs him in the face with a red pen. Freak puts down his hot dog long enough to offer assistance and he . . .
 
#19
#19
tags GA who is sporting his new orange with white flames spandex jumpsuit, who grabs todd in a full nelson and...
 
#20
#20
presses him over his head. At full extension, GaVol let's out a big WOOOOOOOO and slams him to the floor. Freak, seeing an opportunity, goes Bret Smith on him and kicks him while he's down, then he turns to LIO and says....are there any hot dogs left? All that kicking made me hungry.
 
#21
#21
...then suddenly Tommy Gallion storms in with injuctions against the Volnation claiming we were in on it with CPF helping to bring down the Bama football program...
 
#22
#22
Everybody just looks at him for a moment and then start laughing. OWB picks up an old dog toy and throws it out the door. Gallion watches it wiz past his head and gives chase out into the street. Just as he picks up the toy with his teeth, he is struck by a ....
 
#23
#23
...a convoy of Bammers on their way to another seaonce to communicate with Bear Bryant. They were a ragged bunch that all drove matching . . .
 
#24
#24
covered wagons pulled by miniature donkeys. Running over Gallion broke a couple of wooden wheels. So there it was, a volnation party inside with crazy broken down bammers outside and Gallion dead in the street. At first....
 
New posts
You must log in or register to reply here.

VN Store



Back
Top