Favorite UT Joke

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Volstorm

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Unlike the bammers, UT fans have a sense of humor. So because I have already heard tons of jokes about UT today, I thought I would share them:

This weekend's game will now be called the Orange and White Stripes game.

The team was seen this morning doing its community service, with the highway trash detail.

The checkerboard endzone will now be replaced with black and white stipes.

Uniforms will now have their prison numbers on them.

Brent Schaeffer and Bret Smith will be holding anger management courses as part of their community service. Special guest instuctor Daniel Brooks will be reaching out to the fraternities on campus.
 
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Originally posted by Volstorm@Apr 13, 2005 1:06 PM
Brent Schaeffer and Bret Smith will be holding anger management courses as part of their community service. Special guest instuctor Daniel Brooks will be reaching out to the fraternities on campus.
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:dlol: That will be a doozy for sure....
 
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Originally posted by volinbham@Apr 13, 2005 9:50 PM
Looks like the remake of "The Longest Yard" is coming out at the right time.
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:lolup:
 
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My favorite from the Johnny Majors era:

What do Johnny Majors and Billy Graham have in common?

They are the only two men in the world who can make 100,000 people jump to their feet at the same time and scream "Jesus Christ!" :D
 
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So the fans can go to the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and back to work for the highway department on Monday without having to change shirts.
 
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