I'm not in Tennessee at all so I'm at nobody's sort of too. And my area has practically no Vols fans. Well, that's not true, I do see a few scattered souls once in a blue moon wearing UT apparel. In any case if it doesn't rain, I'm hooking my Hatichi DLP projector to my TV, running the cable to the patio. Then projecting the display onto a 10X12 foot white felt fabric held taut by studio clamps and frame. Normally used for green screen video shots. Fill an ice chest with bottled Pabst and Blue Moon, have a bowl of lime flavored chicken wings, celery and carrot sticks, cucumber slices, and salt-free blue corn chips, and cubes of goat cheese (this makes the wife happy). Then enjoy the game while imaging I'm in a VIP box at Neyland while coping feels on the wife. Oh, yeah, I'll have my pistol on my lap to shoo away neighbors and cars trying to park on my lawn to watch the game UNLESS they pay me $20, provide their own chairs. Those needing to use the bathroom it's $5 a dump and $3 a leak.
Why are you looking at me like that? American is a capitalist nation, you know. He's kidding, right? No, I certainly am not. In this economy it takes imagination to make decent bucks.
