Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

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#28
#28
Ron. I might have asked this before, but why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Not the first time I have been asked this. It's because I have a policy of carrying meat in my pockets at all times. I recommend this for everyone. Not only is it a timely snack, but it can be used to shoo away bullies and fat chicks.
 
#35
#35
Ron, have you ever tried to hold a candle in the cold November rain?

Yes. I spent the November of 1996 accomplishing this very feat. I live a very hazardous lifestyle. An appetite for destruction one might say.
 
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Yes. I spent the November of 1996 accomplishing this very feat. I live a very hazardous lifestyle. An appetite for destruction one might say.

Did you have someone with you, or did you feel that you needed some time on your own?
 
#44
#44
Same. Except Swiss cake rolls instead of corn.

Interesting you ask. I know a Navigator who loves Swiss cake rolls. He unrolls them and proceeds to mock them from a distance for several minutes. Then all of a sudden he devours them instataneously.

I will default to his expertise.
 
#50
#50
Did you have someone with you, or did you feel that you needed some time on your own?

I was all alone. The chances of me a having a companion for this activity would be small. Almost as small as the chances of the Chinese having a Democracy.
 
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